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Joke #18445
A motorcycle enthusiast complained that he couldn’t decide whether to buy a bike with high top speed and poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and fast acceleration, but a poor top speed.
Eventually he decided on the second one, because it cost a lot less. After all, torque is cheap!
Joke #12306
Stopped by a motorcycle cop, the driver didn’t say a word, but his wife sitting in the back seat said, “He wasn’t driving any faster than he always does.”
nurerdot
nurerdot – n. a 253 foot motorcycle ramp jump
tidlu
tidlu – v. to juggle sausages, while riding a motorcycle in the middle of spring during a stampede
pheuta
pheuta – n. 3 monkeys on a motorcycle
roseat
roseat – n. a motorcycle in a carpool lane
Harley
Harley – n. an over-priced piece of crap, usually owned by an asshole
;} proof that the most expensive doesn’t mean it’s the best
cucutento
cucutento – n. a tinted motorcycle window