The budget of a local monastery was very tight, so the brothers decided to open a fish and chips stand to raise money. One day, a man knocked on the door. When one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, “May I have just an order of fries?”
“Hold on a moment,” said the brother who opened the door. “You want the chip monk. I’m the fish friar.”
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls.
“You see, there are the originals,” said the first monk. “All the new scrolls were copied from these.”
“Can I see one?”
“Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom–” All of a sudden, the monk’s face turns white and he falls to his knees.
“What? What does it say?”
“Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!”
monkpooper – n. a person that poops out monks. Monks are bald.
Ex. I have five monks in my toilet because I’m a monkpooper.