MOM: “Did you take an aspirin for that cold?”
SON: “Yes, I did.”
MOM: “Bayer?”
SON: “That’s how I caught it in the first place.”
Tag Archives: mom
Joke #17900
CANNIBAL SON: “Can I eat the batter, mom?”
CANNIBAL MOM: “Yes, but only if he strikes out.”
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“is your MOM in standard form?”
– davepoobond
Quote #17083
“I don’t like you using my calculator like you use your mom”
– davepoobond
Quote #17041
“the boy had an uncanny look on his face when his mom gave him a million dollars”
– davepoobond
Quote #16569
“I’m not your mom”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16369
“I’ll have my mom call your mom”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16354
“I HATE MY MOM <- I HAVE SEX WITH HER!”
::underneath that is…::
“YOUR MOM IS CHEAP! SEX=$1 BJ=50c HJ=10c”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school. Most likely written on a desk.