acrophilia – n. sexual arousal from being in high places.
Tag Archives: medical condition
ablutophobia
ablutophobia – n. the fear of water, bathing, or showering
ablutophilia
ablutophilia – n. sexual arousal from baths or showers
Pregnant Mother Syndrome Version 2
Pregnant Mother Syndrome Version 2 – n. another type of Pregnant Mother Syndrome (PMS) in that pregnant mothers are inclined to go to Starbucks. Also known as PMS v.2.
chiselitis
chiselitis – n. a medical condition diagnosed by the propensity to not pay medical bills
big ego
big ego – n. a complex in which one doesn’t take praise as a compliment. They take it as the gospel truth.
high school syndrome
high school syndrome – n. a medical condition in which you always like to have drama going on around you
common cold
common cold – n. what you catch when you get rained on going to the common market.
separated shoulder
separated shoulder – n. painful condition when two shoulders are not speaking to each other
pigeon-toed
pigeon-toed – n. the sensation resulting from stepping in pigeon droppings.
dandruff
dandruff – n. the itch Dan gets when he plays too much with dog Ruff.
pink eye
pink eye – n. an infection caused by putting too much white in your red eye.
hammertoes
hammertoes – n. a condition that affects feet that get pounded.
athlete’s foot
athlete’s foot – n. the part of the body that gets infected when nobody washes the athlete’s socks.
bogdanovich
bogdanovich – n. a bug bite that impairs the use of a body part