“I am a high skool mathematics teacher.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Tag Archives: math teacher
Who needs calcium the most?
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“call up your 6th grade math teacher and ask her how to do it because you weren’t listening in class!”
– Mr. P-yooson
Why Doctors Are Called Quacks
“Doc” “Shrink” “Quack?” Why are doctors called quacks? My Doctor told me to take a bath in Oatmeal when I told him I had itchy skin. Now tell me, how is a doctor NOT a quack? I had a Math Teacher who couldn’t speak clearly and couldn’t teach (in fact he got fired from the excessive complaints). He wasn’t Mr. Jamin*…he was Dr. JAMIN*. Doctors are all around us. I mean look at the silly quotes they make up: “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor away.” Hell if that were true I’d eat more apples then Washington State ever had! I mean if you ever watch any commercials about medicine you’ll hear: ” 9 out of 10 doctors agree that so-and-so medicine works.” It seems to me that quacks can never make up there mind! It’s always 7 out of 10 or 18 out of 20, but never 20 out of 20! I bet the medicine companies had to bribe doctors to agree with each other, let alone actually support the medicine. Bottom line is: DOCTOR’S ARE QUACKS!
*His name was changed to keep him private and to hide his true stupidity to the outside world.
sunf
sunf – v. to call your math teacher and ask how to do a math problem
percupita
percupita – n. a lady math teacher with a mustache
goló
goló – n. a gay math teacher
daresane
daresane – n. a math teacher acting like a mime unintentionally
careless mistake
careless mistake – n. the term (mostly) math teachers use to describe a mistake you made that shouldn’t have been made cause you knew what you are doing but did something wrong, and they imply that you actually really care what you were doing, until you stopped caring about what you were doing and made a mistake while you had no care about what you were doing anymore. blaaahhh!!!
allio
allio – n. a math teacher that makes a lot of “careless mistakes”