Joe and Je’von are in different rooms, but close enough where they can yell at each other.
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Joe: Hey! ……………….What are you doing?
Je’von: My makeup.
Joe: What are you doing??
Je’von: My makeup!
Joe: What are you doing??
Je’von: MY MAKEUP!
Joe: What?
Je’von: MY MAKEUP! I SAID IT THREE TIMES!
Joe: ……………your makeup?
– at davepoobond’s house
Famous people put on a lot of makeup on to hide their big, fat, juicy zits.
A lot of celebrities give out phony autographs made by con-men.
Con-men might act and dress up like famous people.
Everyone is trying to touch a famous face for no necessary reason!
Some people act like phony con-men disguised as a famous face.
“I didn’t have any makeup except eye make up”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“If I get a two point oh, I’ll be so stoked…don’t put makeup on me!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“I found what I wanted very easily. MBC has a great selection! My order arrived super fast and I love my new makeup!”
– from the Internet
In the WACS, they teach raw recruits how to put on makeup correctly. This training is known as the art of camouflage.
guntei – n. a high school cheerleader that drops her deodorant outside a crowded bus stop that fell out of her makeup bag