SHANE DURTON
Hello magic fans. I’m here with Jig Reed and Croy Thompson, and their white tigers…
(Jig Reed and Croy Thompson are having sex with their tigers and smoking cocaine with them.)
SHANE DURTON
…to tell you about the International Magicians society.
Yes, it is actually a real organization in which all magicians must
become a part of once they graduate from Magic School.
(Jig and Croy are licking their tiger’s balls)
SHANE DURTON
Yes, you get many benefits, like Free Jungle Sex w/White Tigers.
If you are a magician and you’re not in the International Magician Society,
we will send you death threats until you do!
(Jig is face down on the floor, and a tiger is sitting on top of him)
SHANE DURTON
As a part of the IMS, you must take the vow of never revealing the secrets
behind magic tricks. If you do, we’ll kill you by submerging you in a tank full of water,
handcuff you, and lock the tank. And you won’t be able to get out the way you usually can that I’m not gonna say!
Now, its time for me to get some tiger lovin’, so if you’ll excuse me…
(Shane Durton is pounced by a tiger, and they start licking each other)
SHANE DURTON
Oh God, YES!
(End)