Polly: Why do you keep doing the backstroke?
Robin: I just had lunch and I don’t want to swim on a full stomach.
Tag Archives: lunch
Joke #11245
Q: Why did the cannibal invite over a variety of musicians for lunch?
A: He wanted to cover the four major food groups.
Joke #11196
Q: Why do little kids love to eat paste for lunch?
A: It’s as tasty as the clay they had for snack time.
Joke #11153
Q: How is talking to someone with food stuck in his teeth like washing dishes?
A: You can guess what people had for lunch.
Joke #11152
Q: What does a burp have in common with a beautiful linen tablecloth?
A: They both remind you of lunch.
Joke #11059
Q: What happened to the pitcher who had too much lunch?
A: He hurled.
Joke #11042
Q: What’s green, slimy, and comes out of your nose?
A: Milk that went down the wrong way during lunch.
Joke #10975
Q: Why should you never sneeze on someone’s school lunch?
A: The kid may start liking school lunches.
Joke #10973
Q: Why should you never sneeze on someone’s bag lunch?
A: How are they going to trade it after you’ve sneezed on it?
Joke #10824
Q: What’s the difference between an old pair of shoes and a school lunch?
A: In an emergency, you can always eat the shoes.
Joke #10758
Reporter: “Stop the presses, stop the presses!”
Editor: “You have a big story?”
Reporter: “No, but I left my lunch on one of them this morning.”
minok
minok – n. a 6 hour You Drive ATV Tour with lunch included
idomi
idomi – n. a 6 hour You Drive Jeep Tour with lunch included
nuage
nuage – n. a 3 hour jet helicopter tour with lunch included
xonwos
xonwos – n. a 7 1/2 hour city and Hoover Dam tour with lunch included