Q: Who wears a mask and spreads grass seed wherever he goes?
A: The Lawn Ranger.
Tag Archives: Lone Ranger
Joke #18179
Q: What movie tells about a cowboy hero abandoned by his parents?
A: “Home Alone Ranger.”
Joke #11962
People have been insulting my looks all my life. When I was little, I used to play cowboys and Indians, and the other kids made be the Lone Ranger so I’d wear a mask.