Q: How do lifeguards get to school?
A: On a pool bus.
Tag Archives: lifeguard
Joke #17951
Q: Why was the cautious lifeguard fired?
A: He kept people wading too long.
Quote #15211
“lifeguards don’t swim, they watch others swim”
– from the TV
Joke #12964
DIVER: “Do you know why drowning sharks are left to die?”
LIFEGUARD: “Sure. Only a fool would give a shark mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.”