Q: What’s the difference between vampires and leeches?
A: About half a pint.
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A leech is
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“They might stick a leech on you”
– Ms. Signs
Joke #11214
Q: Why did the leech’s relatives want to get rid of him?
A: Because he was a drain on the family.
Joke #11211
Q: Why don’t leeches go after young children?
A: Because they will drink no blood before it’s time.