Q: What’s the difference between your mama and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board’s legs are harder to get open
Q: What’s the difference between your mama and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board’s legs are harder to get open
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: We know how many people went down on the Titanic.
Q: What’s black, gray, and read all over?
A: A newspaper
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age.