Q: Where does the king of the boa constrictors stay when he’s in Las Vegas?
A: Squeezer’s (Caesar’s) Palace.
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Joke #17885: The World’s Weirdest Weather Joke
When Julius Caesar saw a storm coming, he consulted his weather wizard.
“What’s it going to be like?” he asked the wizard.
“Hail, Caesar!” replied the wizard.