Mary had a little lamb
Its mouth was full of blisters
now it’s on a barbecue pyre
with all its brothers and sisters
Mary’s lamb had foot and mouth
The vet he came and shot it
But mary’s dad had shagged it first
And now her mother’s got it.
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Jingle Bells Song #7283
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away
hey!
(repeat)
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker took ballet
hey!
(repeat)
Batmans in the kitchen
Robins in the Hall
Joker’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
Popeye Song #7245
I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a frying pan
I turned on the gas
And burned my ass
I’m popeye the sailor man
Popeye Song #7244
I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
I sit next to granny
And tickle her fanny
I’m popeye the sailor man.