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#11025: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

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Izumo Etsuko: “If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.”

Izumo Etsuko: I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. “Get down!” yelled Uncle Lou. “Don’t move!” screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn’t listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that.

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: Jack Handey rocks

Izumo Etsuko: If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I’d glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. “Wait a minute! I thought we won!”

Izumo Etsuko: http://www.tremorseven.com/aim/deepaim.php?job=view

davepoobond: https://www.squackle.com/screwedup/world/riaa.shtml

Izumo Etsuko: I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat so much.

davepoobond: did you read my article

Izumo Etsuko: reading it now

Izumo Etsuko: yay

Izumo Etsuko: a fellow anti-RIAA dude

Izumo Etsuko: the MPAA sucks ass too…

Izumo Etsuko: they sued 2600

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

davepoobond: they’re the same companies

davepoobond: basically

Izumo Etsuko: yeah…

Izumo Etsuko: but the MPAA sued 2600

Izumo Etsuko: >>

davepoobond: movies are a different deal than music

Izumo Etsuko: …they sued 2600 for linking people to DL a program that would let them rip and back up their DVDs

davepoobond: what do you want me to do about it, call them up and ask them to stop?

Izumo Etsuko: …

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: Sundays blow monkey ass

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#11024: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

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Izumo Etsuko: whats up?

davepoobond: not much. you

Izumo Etsuko: contemplating going to get my headphones cause these ones suck hairy monkey balls

Izumo Etsuko: …I think I will, o.o brb

davepoobond: ok

Izumo Etsuko: but mine are too short

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

Izumo Etsuko: …the world sucks

davepoobond: sorry about that

davepoobond: if you were writing an essay, in which you can get internet sources from, do you think it would be allowed if you wrote an article about the topic you were writing, with all the quotes you wanted to use, and you just use certain quotes from that article which you published on a web site?

Izumo Etsuko: ………x.x

Izumo Etsuko: let me read that over a few times to understand it right

davepoobond: meaning, can i use myself as a source?

Izumo Etsuko: I don’t see why not

davepoobond: if i wrote an article

davepoobond: but i’d just say it was someone else

Izumo Etsuko: no, say it was you

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

davepoobond: just in case or whatever

Izumo Etsuko: cause I don’t see anything wrong with it

Izumo Etsuko: I know a guy who dad that

davepoobond: i’ll just say that it was davepoobond that wrote it…

Izumo Etsuko: the most that’ll happen is the teacher will get mad at you

davepoobond: but in my essay it’ll have my real name

davepoobond: she won’t even know

davepoobond: that its me

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: then it’s no fun

Izumo Etsuko: 🙁

davepoobond: this essay is my freaking english grade

davepoobond: i don’t want to mess it up

Izumo Etsuko: ……

Izumo Etsuko: okay

Izumo Etsuko: good reason

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

Izumo Etsuko: English is like…the only class I’m passing

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: and that’s cause I’m scared if I do bad the teacher will pick me up and throw me out the window

Izumo Etsuko: some kid wasn’t paying attention to what we were reading in class during the first week…

Izumo Etsuko: so he threw the kid’s book out the window and sent him to the Dean’s Office

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: it was scary

davepoobond: interesting

davepoobond: “i’ll make you pay more attention by throwing your book out the window”

Izumo Etsuko: well…it worked on everyone else

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: no one’s drifted off since

davepoobond: what happened to the guy

Izumo Etsuko: he got a detention

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: how do you get detention for not paying attention?

davepoobond: its not rowdy behavior

Izumo Etsuko: because the Lit. is one of those guys who cares about the students, and does anything(including becoming an ass) to get to pass

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: he’s not bothering anyone except the teacher

Izumo Etsuko: Lit. teacher*

Izumo Etsuko: get them to*

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: I’m full of typos today…

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#11006: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

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Izumo Etsuko: tonight rocked…

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: what’d you do

davepoobond: recite poetry

Izumo Etsuko: walked around…

Izumo Etsuko: but dude…it was really fun

Izumo Etsuko: 😀

Izumo Etsuko: these dudes were driving around in a car shooting people with paintball guns

davepoobond: never heard of someone getting so much joy out of walking

Izumo Etsuko: they tried to hit me and my friends, but they completely missed us and nailed the people behind us

davepoobond: hrh

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: and we didn’t even move

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: I am so fucking tired

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10953: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

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Izumo Etsuko: arf

davepoobond: hi

Izumo Etsuko: whats up?

davepoobond: not much…listening to music

davepoobond: today’s squackle’s birthday ain’t it grand

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: how long?

davepoobond: 4 years

Izumo Etsuko: 😀

Izumo Etsuko: dude……….

davepoobond: yessum?

Izumo Etsuko: I am in fucking heaven

davepoobond: whyyy

Izumo Etsuko: *.*

Izumo Etsuko: because I am listening to Metallica’s first recorded demo

Izumo Etsuko: when Mustaine was still lead guitarist

davepoobond: interesting

davepoobond: i just happen to be listening to metallica at the same time

Izumo Etsuko: DL No Life ‘Til Leather

Izumo Etsuko: 8.8

Izumo Etsuko: its fucking badass

davepoobond: wow…i actually got a spam mail from “grannyfukking.com”

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: and supposedly they like it in every hole

davepoobond: they love it, actually

Izumo Etsuko: thats sick dude

Izumo Etsuko: post it on squakle

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

Izumo Etsuko: dude

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: I’m addicted to Legend of Zelda

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: by SOAD

Izumo Etsuko: x/x

Izumo Etsuko: x.x*

davepoobond: soad?

Izumo Etsuko: I’ve been listening to it for hours

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: System of a Down

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: i used to have that

davepoobond: can you send it to me

Izumo Etsuko: yeah

davepoobond: do you want to do it over IM or email

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: IM easier

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: do you know if this is on an album

Izumo Etsuko: no clue

Izumo Etsuko: I’d guess no though

Izumo Etsuko: or if it is

Izumo Etsuko: its a hidden track

davepoobond: i dont think it is

davepoobond: unless they had an album before their self titled

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: don’t ask me that shit dude

davepoobond: heh ok

Izumo Etsuko: the only band I actually know stuff about is Metallica

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: i also got spam from georgewbush.com

davepoobond: isn’t that ironic

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: the gov. that is out to stop spam is sending me spam

Izumo Etsuko: yeah

Izumo Etsuko: thats funny

Izumo Etsuko: bush is a total dumbass

Izumo Etsuko: he’s basicly fucked over the country

davepoobond: i doubt he’s running the web site though

Izumo Etsuko: he’s put us in a situation where no matter what we do, the country’s fucked within the next 100 years

davepoobond: i dont know if it’ll be that long

Izumo Etsuko: yeah…

Izumo Etsuko: I’m trying to find out if I can move to Russia or something after college

davepoobond: go to canada

Izumo Etsuko: someplace where I’d be able to live on hacking

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: I’d rather fall with the US than move to Canada

davepoobond: canada isn’t that bad of a place

Izumo Etsuko: yes it is

davepoobond: for one thing their media doesn’t have constant coverage of violence

Izumo Etsuko: so?

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: thats stupid

davepoobond: people are nicer there too

Izumo Etsuko: ……

Izumo Etsuko: you my friend

Izumo Etsuko: no NOTHING of Canada

davepoobond: people don’t even lock their doors

Izumo Etsuko: the people(most of them) are dumb, retarded, stupid fucks

Izumo Etsuko: I went there on vacation

Izumo Etsuko: half the people there, when we asked for directions, sent us in the direction opposite of where we wanted to go

Izumo Etsuko: and…

davepoobond: cause they knew you were american

Izumo Etsuko: my dad wanted to bring a rifle for protection, cause we were going up north where bears and shit are everywhere

Izumo Etsuko: and everything he did was perfectly legal

Izumo Etsuko: it was legal for us to take it

davepoobond: ok…so

Izumo Etsuko: Border patrol: I’m sorry, but theres no guns allowed in Canada

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: *dad comes back with the laws printed out that let him, and the opinions of like 5 cops we met*

Izumo Etsuko: Border patrol: I’m sorry, theres no guns allowed in Canada

davepoobond: interesting….

Izumo Etsuko: yeah

Izumo Etsuko: the Canadian border patrol is made up of illiterate high school drop outs that they trust with guns

Izumo Etsuko: the country is a place of morons

Izumo Etsuko: I mean…

Izumo Etsuko: for christ’s sake man, they sell milk in bags

davepoobond: they did that at elementary school

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

davepoobond: they got rid of the cartons

Izumo Etsuko: see

davepoobond: and made us get stupid milk pouches

Izumo Etsuko: they’re even infecting our country

davepoobond: and we had to poke it with our damn straws

davepoobond: and half the time it didn’t go through right so it just popped

Izumo Etsuko: you should have made the teachers try and drink out of one

Izumo Etsuko: dude…

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: I hate my lack of disposable glove thingies…

Izumo Etsuko: I wanna go trash some computer stores around here

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: ok…Izumo Etsuko: but I don’t feel like digging through a dumpster with my bare hands

Izumo Etsuko: dude

Izumo Etsuko: you should try it

Izumo Etsuko: you’d be suprised what they throw out that still works

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: a buddy of mine found a working cable modem, a laptop battery, and a laptop harddrive

Izumo Etsuko: all still working

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: PLUS

Izumo Etsuko: businesses…

davepoobond: i dont know where they throw their shit away though

Izumo Etsuko: oh GOD, they throw out lots of shit

Izumo Etsuko: dumpsters behind the stores

Izumo Etsuko: but businesses are so fucking stupid…

Izumo Etsuko: they throw out shit loads of information, passwords, server/network usernames

Izumo Etsuko: and half of it isn’t even cut up

Izumo Etsuko: let alone shredded

Izumo Etsuko: balh

Izumo Etsuko: brb

Izumo Etsuko is away at 12:21 PM

Izumo Etsuko: back

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: ?

Izumo Etsuko: sorry dude

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

davepoobond: its ok

Izumo Etsuko: Anti-Trust was on TV

davepoobond: right..

davepoobond: one of the stupid movies ever

Izumo Etsuko: yes

Izumo Etsuko: but it has 2 hot chicks

Izumo Etsuko: 😀

davepoobond: that’s the main problem

Izumo Etsuko: …

Izumo Etsuko: BLASPHEMER!!

Izumo Etsuko: BLASPHEMER!!!!!

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: not because of that

davepoobond: its because hot chicks are never hackers

davepoobond: you never find those

davepoobond: its unrealistic

Izumo Etsuko: HEATHEN!

Izumo Etsuko: …

Izumo Etsuko: thats not true

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: I know some hot chicks that hack

davepoobond: ok buddy

davepoobond: you live in your fantasy world

davepoobond: i live in mine

Izumo Etsuko: no

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: dude

Izumo Etsuko: hot geek chicks are a reality

Izumo Etsuko: open your eyes

davepoobond: my god, now i see the faults in my statements

Izumo Etsuko: what?

davepoobond: never mind

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10927: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

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Izumo Etsuko: dude…

davepoobond: what

Izumo Etsuko: the world today is fucked up

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: and its all because of imperialism

Izumo Etsuko: this 18 year old kid is looking at 10 years in prison for simply editing the MSBlaster source code…

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: thats friggin insane dude…

Izumo Etsuko: oo

Izumo Etsuko: the majority of rapists don’t even get that long

davepoobond: ok thats nice

davepoobond: gonna play a game bye

Izumo Etsuko: o.o;

Izumo Etsuko: k

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10885: davepoobond -> Izumo Etsuko

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davepoobond: i’m eating ice cream mmhmm…and its 9:19 in the morning!

Izumo Etsuko: O.o

Izumo Etsuko: its 11:19

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

davepoobond: not for meeee

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: you live in California don’t you?

davepoobond: i live in the past

Izumo Etsuko: in California

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

davepoobond: sure

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: I hate you

Izumo Etsuko: >_>

davepoobond: why

davepoobond: cause its so much better here

davepoobond: and we’re gonna get arnold schwarzenegger as our governor

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: no

Izumo Etsuko: :/

Izumo Etsuko: cause, thats closer to Japan

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

davepoobond: washington is closer

Izumo Etsuko: nu uh

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

davepoobond: seattle

Izumo Etsuko: …x.x

Izumo Etsuko: dun say washington

Izumo Etsuko: it makes me think DC

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

davepoobond: well then

davepoobond: washington state

Izumo Etsuko: thats better

Izumo Etsuko: 😀

Izumo Etsuko: :/

davepoobond: its too hot here now

Izumo Etsuko: I wanna move to Tokyo when I get older

Izumo Etsuko: how hot is it?

davepoobond: its in the 100s

davepoobond: everyday

Izumo Etsuko: ………………

Izumo Etsuko: HAHAHAHAA!!!!!

Izumo Etsuko: :P!!!!!!!!!

Izumo Etsuko: *points and laughs*

davepoobond: yeah, but one day, LA will be next to san francisco

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: so we don’t need to have the extreme heat

davepoobond: for very long

davepoobond: cause when the “big one” comes

Izumo Etsuko: :/

Izumo Etsuko: big earthquake that shakes Cali loose?

davepoobond: LA will either sink

Izumo Etsuko: that’ll r0x0rz

davepoobond: or move up

Izumo Etsuko: I bet we’ll feel it here

Izumo Etsuko: XD

davepoobond: california is on two different continental plates

davepoobond: didn’t you learn about that in school

Izumo Etsuko: :/

Izumo Etsuko: no

davepoobond: amazing..

davepoobond: well anyway

Izumo Etsuko: I just remember seeing Lex Luthor talk about it breaking free in Superman the movie

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

davepoobond: LA is on the Pacific plate

Izumo Etsuko: I have Superman on DVD

Izumo Etsuko: :/

davepoobond: while the rest of california basically on the one that you’re on

davepoobond: ok good

Izumo Etsuko: d0000d…

Izumo Etsuko: wouldn’t it be funny if a giant rock from outerspace smashed into Kansas?

Izumo Etsuko: :/

Izumo Etsuko: and NASA was too stupid to see it until it was too late?

Izumo Etsuko: and BOOOM!!!

davepoobond: i wouldn’t really be surprised

Izumo Etsuko: the whole world shakes

davepoobond: Kansas is supposed to be a really unholy place

Izumo Etsuko: yeah, NASA is that stupid

Izumo Etsuko: :/

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

davepoobond: i learned that from Turbulence 3

Izumo Etsuko: :\

Izumo Etsuko: NASA is stoopid

davepoobond: its a movie

Izumo Etsuko: I know

Izumo Etsuko: Private companies should take over space exploration

Izumo Etsuko: cause NASA keeps fucking it up

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

davepoobond: if that happens

davepoobond: then it’ll end up like Lost in Space

Izumo Etsuko: it will happen

Izumo Etsuko: :/

Izumo Etsuko: and soon

Izumo Etsuko: the first privately funded mission is gonna be launched late this year/early next

Izumo Etsuko: :/

davepoobond: wow

davepoobond: dont they have to get it approved or something

Izumo Etsuko: Cosmos 1, the first solar sail

Izumo Etsuko: no

Izumo Etsuko: :/

davepoobond: so i could launch something into space

Izumo Etsuko: it gonna launch from over in Europe

Izumo Etsuko: well…

Izumo Etsuko: no in America

Izumo Etsuko: :\

Izumo Etsuko: stoopid ‘American Airspace’ bullshit

Izumo Etsuko: >_>

davepoobond: in Europe anyone can just blast off

Izumo Etsuko: its in the Baltic Sea or something

Izumo Etsuko: :/

Izumo Etsuko: launching from a Russian sub

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

davepoobond: but that’s government owned

Izumo Etsuko: here, let me find the link

Izumo Etsuko: yes

Izumo Etsuko: but the mission and ship and shit are privately owned and funded

davepoobond: ok great

davepoobond: i dont really care

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10884: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

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Izumo Etsuko: sup?

davepoobond: not much…you

Izumo Etsuko: nm

Izumo Etsuko: just trying to stay awake

Izumo Etsuko: :/

Izumo Etsuko: okay, I need to get some caffeine before I fallout

Izumo Etsuko: brb

davepoobond: k

Auto response from Izumo Etsuko: I’m away doing fun stuffff!!! (in otherwords, I’ve become so bored I’ve begun hallucinating)

Izumo Etsuko: me am pissered off

Izumo Etsuko: they ran out of Mt. Dew

Izumo Etsuko: >_>

Izumo Etsuko: so I had to buy…Dr…….Pepper…

Izumo Etsuko: *shudder*

davepoobond: too bad

Izumo Etsuko: you read the comic strip Shoot Me Now?

Izumo Etsuko: :/

davepoobond: no

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: www.shootmenow.com

Izumo Etsuko: it rocks

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I’m starting to think I’m sorry for ever IMing this guy and saying that we knew each other from a long time ago (which we didn’t)