A man with two badly burned ears went to see his doctor.

“What happened?” asked the doctor.

“Well,” began the man, “my wife was ironing while I was watching a ball game on TV.  She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answer the iron.”

The doctor nodded.  “But what happened to the other ear?”

“No sooner did I hang up,” said the man, “than the same guy called up again!”