People have been insulting my looks all my life. When I was little, I used to play cowboys and Indians, and the other kids made be the Lone Ranger so I’d wear a mask.
Tag Archives: Indian
prescuitti
prescuitti – n. an Italian-American Indian with a stick
guzman
guzman – n. an Indian casino owner that isn’t Indian
What a Navaho Indian Talks About When He’s Stoned
The voice that beautifies the land
The voice above
The voice of the grasshopper,
Among the plants,
Again and again it sound, –
The voice that beautifies the land
Joke #9296: Injun Trouble
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian’s head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says, “I hate Indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children.” He then says, “If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I’ll give him one thousand dollars.”
The two blonds looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head.
The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
Suddenly, Jeff said, “Dave, take a look at this.” Dave replied, “Not now, I’m busy.”
Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, “I really think you should look at this.”
Dave said, “Look, you can see I’m busy. There’s a thousand dollars in my hand.”
But Jeff was adamant. “Please, Dave, take a look at this.”
So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians.
Dave just shook his head and said, “Oh . . . my . . . God . . . we’re going to be millionaires!”
Arnold’s Indian Plan
Joke #5552
Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Swimming Pool
A: Cocoa Pops
Joke #5551
Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Red mini
A: A Jaffa
Joke #5426
Q: What do you call a white man surrounded by Indians?
A: A bartender
Joke #5203: Indian Names
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names?
The dad answers, “Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees…Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
cactus fucker
cactus fucker – n. a horny Indian
assweepay
assweepay – n. a tribe of Indians that make kites
Amerinidian
Amerinidian – Contraction. contraction for “American Indian”