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Stupid Note #7619

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names have been changed to farm animals, to protect the stupid…

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Hey wassup,

Okay, right now we’re doing world history group projects. its very interesting. we have to write an article on Charlie Chaplin and radios. you can see with my little doodle down there. (in the middle of the page there is a blob that is smudged) = P wellps i hate this stupid class so much and ive got lak on my hand. hey, pretty interesting pics of mine eh? ive got a funny game i hear in wh – ill tell you, unless i told you all ready. it’s pretty cool. haha…i’m bored as hell. okay, i’m in spanish right now. you’re in spanish right now. well, i feel so stupid because i didnt see you guys and stuff. i think Cow feels wierd around me because whenever im around she’s really quiet and she never looks my direction and stuff. i dont know – maybe my dream will become part true. hey lunch was still cool. = ) They’re like getting funnier and funnier our little “talking” or “going to the lockers” talk. haha. ooo. descanso 5 minutes. but i have to go in like 10. hey sorry this is short. i have to go. i’ll pg you. i love you. Love always, Mule

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HEY WASSUP~

So you’re probably in Spanish right now. Sorry im not there to talk to you. i have to play supid tennis. hey – that’d be cool if you came – and you/we went “jogging” haha- anyways. omg- you are soooo good. like what you did was….i feel really embarrassed saying this but – it like felt so good i like….omg-i am soooooooo embarrassed…omg you know- i just dont know how to say it. okies well- i could – no i seriously like wanted to-omg-gaaaahh- i dont but do want to say it. okie. take a deep breath. okie- i like seriously felt like, you know, moan or something. omg i feel sooo love now…anyways – like what you did-it felt good cause like it was new and stuff. and if you don’t want to it’s totally cool w/me. but whatever you want. that’s why i dont really “guide” you, im not sure what you want. well, ps me shoe wel ill call you tonight. i love you soooo much-don’t forget and thanks about me. = ) eur i’ll think about you.

 

Love Always,

Mule

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Black Out Notice From School

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Dear Parents:

 

Please review the following procedures to help us ensure the safety of all school students.

 

In case of a black out, during class time, the school’s staff and students will remain in the classroom. We will hold the bell if necessary.

 

All teachers have been provided with flashlights and safety kits. In addition, our generator provides low lighting in the halls for safe exit.

 

The administration and security team will patrol the halls, classrooms and campus. We have been assured that telephones will be in operation.

 

If a black out occurs between class periods or during break or lunchtime, our procedure is for students and staff to assemble on the field, according to their SSR/Homeroom assignments.

 

We are asking that you do not pick up your son/daughter during a black out period. Blackouts occuring in other cities have been typically for one hour or less.

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A Suicide Note Kinda Thingy Found in a Parking Lot at School

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davepoobond: before you read this, i want you to understand what this is. This is a weird thingy, and i found it in a parking lot at school, so i dont know who it is…this is just screwed up, so thats why its here in the first place

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How everything pricks my consience, and spurs me on again to my revenge! What is man, if he merely spends his life sleeping and eating? No better than a beast. Surely the God who gave us the ability to think logically, and to conceive of past and future, didn’t endow us with that skill and reasoning power for it to grow mildly in us from disguise. I don’t know whether this is brutish ignorance, or some cowardly indescision caused by thinking far too deeply about the consequences (something which always consists of one part wisdom and three parts cowardice!) that makes me put things off. After all, I have the motive, the determination, the strength and the means to do it. There’s no shortage of examples to inspire me: witness this large and costly army, led by a sensitive and youthful prince whos courage – inflated bwith divine ambition – scoffs at danger. He risks his life, exposing himself to chance, death and danger, and all for an empty shell. True greatness lies not in fighting noble causes, but in quibbling over trifles when honor is at stake. What’s to be said of me, then? I have a father who has been murdered, another who has been defiled, and motives inspired both by reason and passion: yet I’ve dont nothing to my shame, at the same time. I see the imminent deaths of twenty thousand men, who for an illusion, the sham of renown, go to their graves as if to their beds, and fight over a plot of croung not big enough to accomodate the combatants, nor to bury them should they be slain. Oh from now on my thoughts must conentrate on vengeance, or they’re unworthy.

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davepoobond: haha, scared you huh? its actually a school assignment…it was confirmed with my school. oh well, it was sorta funny putting you on for a while. ahaha. thats why it deserves to go up on Screwed Up Town, eh? Because the school assigns reports like these to turn in.