Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Megan.
Megan who?
Megan me will light the menorah tonight.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Megan.
Megan who?
Megan me will light the menorah tonight.
Q: What did the silly girl say about the dreidel top?
A: “Where’s the dreidel bottom?”
Q: What do you get when you cross a menorah with a present?
A: Eight gifts to unwrap!
Jewmas – n. another name for Hannukah