oilegethsew – v. to climb someone’s hair
Ex. The prince oilegethsewed Rapunzel’s ass hair.
Tag Archives: hair
nuée ardent
nuée ardent – n. a hot fart that rolls down the leg burning off all the hairs in its path
netacm
netacm – v. to juggle hair balls
nenit
nenit – n. a pile of hair
mufasa
mufasa – n. a woman’s pubic hair cut in such a way that it resembles a face
mrsu
mrsu – v. to juggle hair
miiet
miiet – n. a hairy refrigerator
merkin
merkin – n. a toupee for the female genitalia (a wig for your minge, innit!!!)
marbfo
marbfo – n. a refrigerator that has butter spread all over it with hair
lakisheimnatahooie
lakisheimnatahooie – n. a “shaven one”
kufta
kufta – v. to cook hair
jowep
jowep – n. (from the Latin ‘Jowus’ meaning ‘hairy’ and ‘Eppia’ meaning ‘stupid’) a rare long-furred creature found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. It is not clear whether this strange being is diurnal or nocturnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It often travels with a Martin (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgoingotbuyoneofthoseius) to search for food at a location near Priory Park known as James’ house.
Ex. “What the hell is wrong with that thing?” “Nothing, it’s just a jowep.”
janspo
janspo – n. a pile of eyelash hair
hippie
hippie – n. a person who refuses to shave and eat meat.
Ex. You smell like hair you hairy hippie!
hesslet
hesslet – v. to dye an old mans hair black when he is asleep, then murdering him with a spork