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#6400: davepoobond -> gUnsNRoses4321

davepoobond: who are you and how’d you get on my buddy list?

davepoobond: hello?

gUnsNRoses4321: hey

gUnsNRoses4321: whose this

davepoobond: i dont know, i was asking you

gUnsNRoses4321: well i dont know u either

davepoobond: well then lets get acquainted then

gUnsNRoses4321: sure

gUnsNRoses4321: but ur a girl?

davepoobond: right

gUnsNRoses4321: cool

gUnsNRoses4321: r u cool to talk to?

davepoobond: of course

davepoobond: just look at my screen name

gUnsNRoses4321: wat about it

davepoobond: never mind

davepoobond: so whats ur name

gUnsNRoses4321: phillip

gUnsNRoses4321: phil

davepoobond: interesting

davepoobond: address?

gUnsNRoses4321: isnt that like the best name uv heard

gUnsNRoses4321: wats urs

davepoobond: mack

gUnsNRoses4321: mack?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: when i get drunk i get crazy

gUnsNRoses4321: cool me 2

gUnsNRoses4321: u getting drunk and crazy n e time soon

davepoobond: i think i have a spell right now to get some alcohol and put it down my pie hole

gUnsNRoses4321: really

gUnsNRoses4321: go for it

davepoobond: and guzzle it like the bitch i am

gUnsNRoses4321: pie hole? whichs ones that

davepoobond: my ass

davepoobond: i put alcohol up my ass

davepoobond: or maybe in my ear

davepoobond: that’s how i drink it

gUnsNRoses4321: sweet

gUnsNRoses4321: u gotta teach me to do that

gUnsNRoses4321: but i dont really like things up the ass though

davepoobond: u should get used to it, cuz when you’re locked up you’re gonna have it rough the first few weeks, but if you get used to it now, it’ll b better for you

gUnsNRoses4321: yea i didnt think about that

davepoobond: you should think ahead

gUnsNRoses4321: so, how did i get in ur buddy list, mack

davepoobond: i dont know, i guess i might’ve added you while i was drunk

gUnsNRoses4321: well good thing u did cuz i think im the best buddy on urlist

davepoobond: no i dont think so. i got some really good buddies on here

gUnsNRoses4321: well if we keep on talkin i think ull find out im the best

davepoobond: :'(

gUnsNRoses4321: but ur the 1st ive heard that drinks out of their ass

davepoobond: its not that hard. its kind of like farting, but the exact opposite

gUnsNRoses4321: nice

davepoobond: of course

davepoobond: how old are you

gUnsNRoses4321: sophmore

gUnsNRoses4321: u?

davepoobond: i’m out of school

davepoobond: i’m 60 years old

gUnsNRoses4321: thats fuckin sick

davepoobond: did i also mention i have a third tit?

gUnsNRoses4321: grandma

gUnsNRoses4321: yea thats also fuckin sick

davepoobond: i’m not a grandma

davepoobond: i’m a jumbly young adult

gUnsNRoses4321: just a old lady

davepoobond: what is it you kiddies say?

gUnsNRoses4321: damn that info takes the fun out of talkin to u

davepoobond: i’m cool

davepoobond: well thats not my fault you’re a perv

davepoobond: take it from me

davepoobond: i’ve lived a life

gUnsNRoses4321: who said i was a perv

davepoobond: i just did

davepoobond: ya wanker

davepoobond: can i have a naked pic of you?

davepoobond: or do you want a naked pic of me

gUnsNRoses4321: wanker

davepoobond: yeah

gUnsNRoses4321: thats wat the brititsh say

davepoobond: havent you seen Crocodile Hunter?

davepoobond: that’s what AUSTRALIANS say

gUnsNRoses4321: british people r cool

davepoobond: tea and crumpets ya bloody dog

gUnsNRoses4321: too bad british people say them too

gUnsNRoses4321: and they say piss of will ye

davepoobond: only the ones that lived in australia first

davepoobond: and then the scottish say FREEDOM

davepoobond: and if its not scottish, its CRAP

gUnsNRoses4321: scotland is free cuz of william wallace

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: scotland is free cuz of my mum

gUnsNRoses4321: they say FEREEDOM

davepoobond: queen elizabeth II

davepoobond: what do you want to be when you grow up

gUnsNRoses4321: a wanker

davepoobond: a plumber?

davepoobond: better get used to plunging other people’s crap outta the toilet

davepoobond: your weapons are the plungers and liquid plumber

gUnsNRoses4321: yea and mack ur weird

davepoobond: UR MOM is weird

gUnsNRoses4321: and guns nr roses kicks ass

davepoobond: yes they do

davepoobond: i was their manager once

davepoobond: and i was alive during World War 2

gUnsNRoses4321: not for u, u old hag

davepoobond: hey hey hey. i’m very hip

davepoobond: i’m in the music bizz

gUnsNRoses4321: ur a perv

davepoobond: people like me cuz of my secret white sauce

gUnsNRoses4321: nice

davepoobond: i may be 60 years old, but i have the body of a 21 year old

davepoobond: i bathe in the blood of virgins everyday to keep my youth

gUnsNRoses4321: do u miss brian

davepoobond: brian is an ass why would i miss him

gUnsNRoses4321: well u know pea was right about everything

davepoobond: whos pea

gUnsNRoses4321: no 1

davepoobond: sure sure

davepoobond: tell me or i’ll give you some 90s music titles

gUnsNRoses4321: well its pretty damn sick ur 60

davepoobond: thats it

davepoobond: nirvana – smells like teen spirit

davepoobond: soundgarden – spoon man

gUnsNRoses4321: awesome song

davepoobond: mighty mighty bosstones – the impression that i get

gUnsNRoses4321: they hav a funy dancing guy

davepoobond: rival schools – use for glue

gUnsNRoses4321: i saw them last last thurday

gUnsNRoses4321: mmmmm

davepoobond: used

gUnsNRoses4321: ur used

davepoobond: nirvana – smells like teen spirit

gUnsNRoses4321: y ru u so used

gUnsNRoses4321: and ur pie hole is so fuckin loose

davepoobond: do you know every guns and roses song on appetite for destruction?

davepoobond: tell me now

davepoobond: in order

gUnsNRoses4321: yes i do

gUnsNRoses4321: hmmm i dont think i know them in order

davepoobond: you better

davepoobond: i kinda need them

gUnsNRoses4321: ur too old to listen to them

davepoobond: ur MOMs too old to listen to them

gUnsNRoses4321: yea she is

davepoobond: …

gUnsNRoses4321: well its not that fun talkin to u, so later

davepoobond: that was meant as an insult

davepoobond: y isnt fun

davepoobond: i’m the funnest person in the world

gUnsNRoses4321: fuck no

davepoobond: i’m not even a girl

davepoobond: YOU’VE BEEN PLAYED

davepoobond: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

gUnsNRoses4321: sweet

davepoobond: yes well

gUnsNRoses4321: then ur gay,

gUnsNRoses4321: u do too much of a good job tlakin to a girl

gUnsNRoses4321: talkin like a girl*

davepoobond: you a girl

davepoobond: haha

gUnsNRoses4321: good one dave

davepoobond: u must be gay cuz you get yourself mixed up

davepoobond: what are you talking about

davepoobond: who’s dave

gUnsNRoses4321: yea i am

davepoobond: why’d you call me dave

davepoobond: u queer

davepoobond: my name is mack

gUnsNRoses4321: y the fuck u think

davepoobond: i dont know

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: who do you think i am lol

gUnsNRoses4321: my mom

davepoobond: ur right

davepoobond: and its your bedtime

davepoobond: so lets go to bed together

gUnsNRoses4321: fuck u mym om s dead

davepoobond: or so you think

davepoobond: u just said i was your mom

davepoobond: comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

davepoobond: ur being a square

gUnsNRoses4321: wat do u want

davepoobond: who do you think i really am

davepoobond: you called me dave for some reason

gUnsNRoses4321: i thought i remembered this sn for a sec, dave’s sn

davepoobond: dave who

gUnsNRoses4321: this fag

davepoobond: nameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

davepoobond: 8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)

davepoobond: :-D:-D:-D:-D

gUnsNRoses4321: shit ur annoying

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: i’m sorry

gUnsNRoses4321: its cool

davepoobond: wanna talk about game gear

davepoobond: wanna know something funny

davepoobond: we’ve been talking for 40 minutes

gUnsNRoses4321: shit

gUnsNRoses4321: how did u get my sn

davepoobond: i told u i must’ve put it on when i was drunk

davepoobond: actually i typed it into my buddy list

davepoobond: and it came up

davepoobond: isnt that funny

gUnsNRoses4321: at

davepoobond: at?

gUnsNRoses4321: wat

davepoobond: i typed it into my buddy list and it came up

davepoobond: i put gunsnroses4321

davepoobond: and it came up

gUnsNRoses4321: ok

gUnsNRoses4321: so ur just a random fag who guesses screen names cuz they have no friends to put them on their b-list

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: pretty much

davepoobond: except that fag part

davepoobond: do you eat lucky charms?

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I get warned.

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davepoobond: what the hell

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I get warned again

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davepoobond: stop being gay

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I get warned to 35%

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gUnsNRoses4321 signed off at 3:07:42 PM.

davepoobond: i KNOW its you

Previous message was not received by gUnsNRoses4321 because of error: User gUnsNRoses4321 is not available.

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I warn the stupid fag to 30%.

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#6491: gUnsNRoses4321 -> davepoobond

Note: davepoobond was on a screen name that…wasn’t indicative of any particular name

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gUnsNRoses4321: try to find wats wrong with this picture Put ur volume up, cuz the sounds r gonna help u figure it out… its tricky

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: whats it supposed to be even

gUnsNRoses4321: something is wrong with the picture, put ur volume like all the way up and try to find it out

davepoobond: uh k

gUnsNRoses4321: do it

davepoobond: i’m goin…

davepoobond: dont pee your pants ok

davepoobond: wtf is with the plugin

davepoobond: i didnt see anything

gUnsNRoses4321: forget it

davepoobond: k..

gUnsNRoses4321: dave

davepoobond: ?

gUnsNRoses4321: how do u spell ur name

davepoobond: mack

davepoobond: your a long way off there pal

davepoobond: you have the a right

davepoobond: well anyway, gotta go bye

davepoobond: o wait, did you see guns n roses return

gUnsNRoses4321: me 2

gUnsNRoses4321: yea, they sucked

gUnsNRoses4321: or at least axl did

davepoobond: haha

davepoobond: they sounded alright, just axl is kinda weird

gUnsNRoses4321: wait ur the freshmen right

davepoobond: ….uh no…

davepoobond: i’m 21 dude

gUnsNRoses4321: oh how did u get this sn

davepoobond: my sn or ur sn

gUnsNRoses4321: my

davepoobond: …wait

davepoobond: my meaning mine or my meaning yours

gUnsNRoses4321: mine

davepoobond: so its me?

gUnsNRoses4321: gUnsNRoses4321

davepoobond: oh. someone told me it

davepoobond: someone was goin through chat rooms saying “IM gUnsNRoses4321”

davepoobond: i dont recall who it was

davepoobond: anyway, gtg bye

davepoobond: :-!