Q: What is purple, round, and grouchy?
A: A sour grape.
Tag Archives: grapes
Joke #18306
Q: What do you get when you spill vinegar on the curtains?
A: Sour drapes (grapes).
Foodland’s Music Groups & Stars
The Grapeful Dead
The Peach Boys
Hall and Oatesmeal
Chopstyx
Berry Manilow
Jackson Brownie
The Bean Gees
Fleetwood Macintosh
Bread Zeppelin
Quote #15727
“She compares grapes with a King’s robe”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15322
“I can’t wait to taste those juicy grapes”
– The Pirates of Dark Water
Quote #14692
“grape smugglers”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.
Joke #13166
My husband isn’t too bright. He thinks that in order to make wine, you have to milk the grapes.
Joke #10783
“My boyfriend’s name should be Grape Smasher.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a whiner.”
rekuet
rekuet – n. a waterfall that doesn’t have any water coming down, but grapes