BOYFRIEND: “Let’s be true to each other even though we’re going to be away from each other all summer. I promise to go out only with men.”
GIRLFRIEND: “Okay. I promise to do the same.”
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Joke #12415
One teenaged gal to another: “Danny and I are going steady, and our romance is looking up. His dad raised his allowance.”
Joke #12343
ATTENTION SHY GIRLS! When dating policemen beware of the long arms of the law.
Joke #12331
Did you hear about the dumb pickpocket who was so clumsy he couldn’t even steal a kiss from his girlfriend?
Joke #11911
Q: Why did Silly Sally think she was engaged?
A: Because her boyfriend said he’d give her a ring tonight!
Joke #11910
Q: What did the frog say when she called her boyfriend?
A: “Let’s live hoppily ever after!”
Joke #11617
A space creature and his girlfriend got stuck in a revolving door and they’ve going around together ever since.
Joke #11487
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Joke #11369
Driving my friend Steve and his girlfriend to the airport, I passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer.
Steve’s girlfriend glanced up at it and announced, “I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I’d look like her.”
“No,” Steve corrected, “If I drank a six-pack, you’d look like her.”
Joke #11336
Girlfriend: Now that we’re engaged, I hope you’ll give me a ring.
Boyfriend: Sure, what’s your number?
Joke #11335
Girlfriend: How would you like a pair of bookends for Valentine’s Day?
Boyfriend: That would be great. I always read the ending of a book before the beginning.
Joke #11334
Boyfriend: Why don’t you answer the phone?
Girlfriend: It isn’t ringing.
Boyfriend: Must you always wait until the last minute?
Joke #11333
Boyfriend: I had to return that alarm clock you gave me for Valentine’s Day.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: It kept going off while I was asleep.
Joke #11329
Q: Whom did the monster take to the valentine dance?
A: His ghoulfriend.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the ghost ask the teacher if he could change his seat?
A: He wanted to sit next to his ghoul-friend!
Joke #11328
Lovey: I would like you to prove that you are capable of strong, faithful, and everlasting love.
Dovey: Well, I can bring you dozens of references from other girls.