Q: What did the hairless creature from space say when he got a comb for a gift?
A: I’ll never part with it.
Tag Archives: gifts
lanodroc
lanodroc – n. a gift that you’re happy you can take back to the store
mureep
mureep – n. a gift that makes you happy because it affirms that you have better taste than the person giving you the gift
cordonal
cordonal – n. a gift that allows you to start your collection of used bottle caps
demic
demic – n. a package that is beautifully wrapped with recycled garbage
xeteen
xeteen – v. to hide a gift in a drawer next to the gift you got last year
curalgo
curalgo – v. to pour ketchup on a gift and feed it to your cat
popule
popule – n. a gift and candy shop discount
ensor
ensor – n. a free gift with poker play
gifts
gifts – n. things Sharon Turner buys you if you eat her pussy