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Joke #13722
Q: What is a ghoul’s favorite holiday song?
A: The Holly and the Poison Ivy.
Joke #13339
Q: What street does a ghost live on?
A: A dead end.
Joke #13332
Q: What are parents that you can see through?
A: Transparents.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What does a little ghost call his mother and father?
A: His trans-parents!
Joke #11919
Q: What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
A: A phone moan.
Joke #11878
Q: What do you got if you cross a telephone with a ghost?
A: A phantom caller!
Joke #11585
Q: What position did the monster play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What position did the ghost play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
Joke #11564
Q: Why did the ghost try out for the cheerleading squad?
A: To add a little team spirit.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the ghost join the team?
A: Because they needed spirit.
Joke #11329
Q: Whom did the monster take to the valentine dance?
A: His ghoulfriend.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the ghost ask the teacher if he could change his seat?
A: He wanted to sit next to his ghoul-friend!
Joke #10732
Q: What do ghosts like on their roast beef?
A: Grave-y
Joke #10706
Q: What gives a ghost the right to scare you?
A: A haunting license.
Joke #9013
Q: Why did the baby ghost cry?
A: Cause it had a boo-boo
Joke #9010
Q: How far did the witch fly?
A: Ghost to ghost.
Joke #7862
Q: What do you call a mean-tempered horse?
A: A nightmare.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What kind of horses do ghost kids like to ride?
A: Night-mares!
Joke #7823
Q: Why did the ghost sing off key?
A: He left his sheet music at home.