FATHER: “Son, when I was your age, I had never kissed a girl. Now, will you be able to tell your son the same thing?”
SON: “Yes, Dad, but not with a straight face.”
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Joke #12031
A young couple were complaining about their child. It seems that he was very quiet. In fact, he never spoke at all. They didn’t mind this when he was a baby, but when he grew to be eight years old, he still hadn’t uttered a sound. Then all of a sudden at the dinner table one evening, he said, “Pass the salt.”
Shocked beyond belief, the father said, “How come in eight years you never spoke?”
The kid replied, “Well, up to now everything was all right.”
Joke #12023
A father gave his eighteen-year-old son this advice: “Remember, son, stay out of bars. If you go into a saloon, the devil goes with you.”
The son replied, “On what you give me for allowance, he’ll have to buy his own.”
Joke #11997
FATHER: “So you want to become a doctor when you grow up? What are you doing now to prepare yourself for that line of work?”
SON: “Well, Dad, I’m learning to write real bad and play golf.”
Joke #11946
My father taught me to swim when I was five years old. He took me down to the river and threw me in. I wouldn’t have minded, but people were ice skating at the time.
Joke #11052
Q: Why should you heed your father’s advice about picking your nose?
A: Because father nose best.