“I don’t wanna date a guy that has bigger boobs than me”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: fat
Quote #16345
“I had a lot of sodas and a fatty, fatty cake…”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16224
“I’m a fatty acid!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16166
“you’re #10 on the fat scale”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15594
“That’s about as likely as me being surrounded by naked 300 pound woman on the set of Frasier while I’m eating a bowl of onions and bugs with my feet cut off and placed on a serving tray for a long dead egyptian king”
– Nose
Quote #15567
“I can finally make fat girls”
– stimpyismyname
Quote #15076
“Have you lost weight? Because I think you’ve found it again”
– from the TV
Quote #14962
“Together we lost a hundred pounds! We lost a person!”
– from the TV
Quote #14355
“Big fat red bar above it”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14025
“whoo! that’s fat!”
– ???
Joke #13223
The best exercise you can do to lose weight is to push yourself away from the table three times a day.
Joke #13215
DOCTOR: “You are much too overweight, Miss Fenton.”
MISS FENTON: “I”m not overweight. I’m just 9 inches too short.”
Joke #13207
The doctor told me I was so fat, I couldn’t lose weight with an ordinary intestinal bypass — I needed an intestinal cloverleaf.
Joke #13190
My husband is so bald that when you look at him from a distance, it looks like his neck is blowing bubblegum.
Joke #13186
Is my wife fat? Let me put it this way. I never put a ring around a tub until we got engaged.