farticle – n. an article about farts/farting
Tag Archives: fart
farticability
farticability – adj. the ability to fart on cue
fartgate
fartgate – n. an undercover fart intelligence operation
fart-forward
fart-forward – n. the act of speed farting in the hope that no one will really hear
fart-flop
fart-flop – n. a half-hearted muffled fart
farter’s feast
farter’s feast – n. unfermented complex carbohydrates (e.g. sugar and beans) consumed by party animals causing the uncontrollable emission of foul wind
farter
farter – n. the perpetrator of a fart
fart disease
fart disease – n. the disease you get when you get AIDS from a fart
Fart de Mieux
Fart de Mieux – n. a Quebec Separatist fart
fart-cock
fart-cock – n. a pompous fart
Fart-champetre
fart-champetre – n. Franco-Manitoban Winter Flatulence Festival featuring lots of home-baked beans in maple syrup
fart-buster
fart-buster – n. the magic ingredient in GAS-X flatulence relief
fartbourg
fartbourg – n. an obnoxious name-dropping fart
Fartberg
Fartberg – n. the home of the biggest political fart around
fartaway
fartaway – n. the unmuffled strategic release of fetid air at an inopportune time