jailbreak – n. (Used in conjunction with escapee) when forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine guns pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred <see escapee>
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Havana Omelet
Havana Omelet – n. a load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo-cough with an astaire <see escapee, camo-cough, and astaire>
escapee
escapee – n. a type of fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy