davepoobond: i have an animation of a mouse humping a flower
elmoisfurry: wow! so interesant
davepoobond: wtf does interesant mean
elmoisfurry: interesting
davepoobond: well it is
elmoisfurry: well it isn
davepoobond: vanilla wafers
elmoisfurry: vanilla shut da fug up
davepoobond: but but but
elmoisfurry: but but shut da fug up
elmoisfurry: aiight cya, ima spiele!
elmoisfurry: tchues!
davepoobond: andy is talking to me lol
elmoisfurry: wow!……….no
elmoisfurry: not*
davepoobond: stimpy’s brother andy
elmoisfurry: oh really
elmoisfurry: wow i didnt know that
elmoisfurry: wow
davepoobond: really
elmoisfurry: wowowowowow
elmoisfurry: thats sooooooo interesting
elmoisfurry: tell me less
davepoobond: how was i supposed to know, ya bastard
elmoisfurry: hahahaha
davepoobond: he’s asking me for FF7
davepoobond: and i’m saying no
davepoobond: lol
elmoisfurry: say no fugga
elmoisfurry: ima play mah gizame now
elmoisfurry: cause i wasnt bfo
elmoisfurry: boiy!
davepoobond: how much space does your hard drive have?
elmoisfurry: 4tay
davepoobond: my sister is watching D2 The Mighty Ducks 2
davepoobond: lol
elmoisfurry: yay
elmoisfurry: go watch with her
elmoisfurry: bond
elmoisfurry: have sis-bro time!!!
davepoobond: nah. i’ve seen it 15 times before
elmoisfurry: and..
elmoisfurry: 16 wont kill u when it comes to bondin wit yo sis that everyone knows that u deep down inside love
elmoisfurry: yes
elmoisfurry: they all know
elmoisfurry: muahahahahaha
elmoisfurry: how long does winzip take ta dl
elmoisfurry: i think itl b at least an hour
davepoobond: 5 min.
elmoisfurry: cause its
davepoobond: for u
elmoisfurry: 1,803,848 bytes
elmoisfurry: fuk u
davepoobond: 1.8 mb ooooooOOOhh
elmoisfurry: i told u aceho
elmoisfurry: i dont have dsl
elmoisfurry: fugga
elmoisfurry: and i dont care if i cant tell wut it is
elmoisfurry: thats y i said “i think!” fuker
davepoobond: it’ll take 10 minutes maybe less
elmoisfurry: so is it really 1.8 megies
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: less
elmoisfurry: ace
elmoisfurry: like
elmoisfurry: 3
elmoisfurry: topsies
elmoisfurry: after i dl winzip im gonna reboot
elmoisfurry: ye ya
elmoisfurry: damn
elmoisfurry: i wus off by one min
elmoisfurry: 4 mins
elmoisfurry: itll take
davepoobond: dont careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
elmoisfurry: cya gonna reboot
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: im gonna play civ 3 and ur not!!!!!!!1
elmoisfurry: yay
elmoisfurry: german rock song
elmoisfurry: scheiße!
elmoisfurry: i have ta go to scouts
davepoobond: haaaaaaaaaaaa
elmoisfurry: but at least we get cobbler tonight
elmoisfurry: so eat it fugga
davepoobond: cobbler!
davepoobond: bring me some
davepoobond: bitch
davepoobond: or i’ll hang you
elmoisfurry: or dont cause ur not gonna get any fuker
elmoisfurry: u aint gettin no cobblas
davepoobond: i best be gettin some cobblas boy
elmoisfurry: dont call me boy son
davepoobond: or i’ll cobbla you
elmoisfurry: lo
elmoisfurry: l
elmoisfurry: lol!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: german rap!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: boo!
davepoobond: why are you still here
elmoisfurry: cause im not stupid
elmoisfurry: unlike u
elmoisfurry: stupid i never said i have scouts NOW
elmoisfurry: just that i have it
elmoisfurry: its at 7
elmoisfurry: fugly bastard
davepoobond: …..
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: dude which essay topic u gwang ta do
davepoobond: i didnt look at that shit yet
davepoobond: which is easiet?
elmoisfurry: theyre all so gay
elmoisfurry: especially
elmoisfurry: “option 8”
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Note: there is no option 8
davepoobond: i hate ricky martin so much
elmoisfurry: and………….
davepoobond: shake your bon bon shake your bon bon shake your bon bonnnnnnnnnn
davepoobond: and i hate that
elmoisfurry: then dont fukin talk bout him
elmoisfurry: ill kill him and u if u dont stop dat shite
elmoisfurry: ha! i bet u cant beat solitare on vegas style
elmoisfurry: eat it ho
davepoobond: WOW
davepoobond: THATS SPECTACULAR
elmoisfurry: it is fugga
davepoobond: ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE
elmoisfurry: it is
elmoisfurry: fuker
davepoobond: U SUK U DASTARDLY BASTARD
davepoobond: saw u in the shuttle. hah
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: and i saw u walkin
elmoisfurry: haw haw
davepoobond: you had to wait at the crosswalk for like 30 seconds
davepoobond: haw haw
elmoisfurry: wut
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: wut tha hell u talkin bout
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: i saw the bus
elmoisfurry: i wus in tha first one
elmoisfurry: u fugga
davepoobond: it was waiting there after it got up the hill
davepoobond: it was waiting there
davepoobond: yeah, i know
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: it wusnt
davepoobond: yes…………………..
elmoisfurry: see ur stupid
davepoobond: was there one right behind you?
elmoisfurry: so die
elmoisfurry: yea
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: ::farrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt::
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: no, YOU die.
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: ok.
davepoobond: i have it all on tape, you cant say anything about it, or it’ll be the dickens for you!
davepoobond: oops, wrong IM
davepoobond: not!
davepoobond: ahahahahah
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: dumbass
davepoobond: hey.
davepoobond: u suk
elmoisfurry: yo
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: y
elmoisfurry: ho
davepoobond: cuz. you like to watch the Power Puff Girls
davepoobond: like its porn
elmoisfurry: oh
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: sorry bout that
davepoobond: its ok, i forgive your soul
davepoobond: you’re lucky *I* have the 30 second cotton candy maker
elmoisfurry: ur lucky that i havent stab u yet
davepoobond: I have the tonka monster trucks builder game, i dont think YOU do…….now do you?
elmoisfurry: yes
davepoobond: really
elmoisfurry: yea!
elmoisfurry: duh
davepoobond: thas great
elmoisfurry: yup it is
davepoobond: craphead where were u
elmoisfurry: wut tha fuk u mean
elmoisfurry: i waited till the second shuttle
davepoobond: u know what i mean
elmoisfurry: that wus a long time
davepoobond: no it wasnt. i saw the 2nd shuttle go down when i was walking up the hill you idiot
elmoisfurry: well u never fukin came down then did u
elmoisfurry: fugga
davepoobond: hahahaha
elmoisfurry: buy
davepoobond: sell
davepoobond: hey bastard.
elmoisfurry: fug u
davepoobond: i love you too
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: ::fart::
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: ::spit::
davepoobond: ::burp::
davepoobond: ::pukeeeeeeee::
elmoisfurry: r u playin stinky rollercoaster tycoonh
davepoobond: i’m gonna tell you how to make honey graham s’mores, or more commonly known as s’mores de galletas integrales de miel in spanish
davepoobond: yeah, sure, i guess
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: why do you want to know if i playin rct
elmoisfurry: just wondrin
davepoobond: becuz….
elmoisfurry: u suck
davepoobond: no.
davepoobond: 1 chocolate de leche (de 1.55 oz)
elmoisfurry: im not gonna read it
davepoobond: 8 cuadrados de galletas integrales de miel de Smart & Final
davepoobond: 4 Malvaviscos de Smart & Final
davepoobond: Preparacion:
davepoobond: 1. Rompa cada barra de chocolate en 3 piezas; pongalas a un lado
davepoobond: fin
davepoobond: gonna go bye
Note: it was christmas
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davepoobond: wut’d u get ya silly bastard
elmoisfurry: nuthum much
elmoisfurry: just the universe
elmoisfurry: ya know
davepoobond: thats no fair
elmoisfurry: same old same old
davepoobond: i got AFI – Art of Drowning haaaaaaa
davepoobond: and you dont have it cuz yers is broken
elmoisfurry: whoopie
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: ya dumbass
davepoobond: yes, you told me
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: it dont work
elmoisfurry: yah heard wrong
elmoisfurry: its no broked
davepoobond: scratched
elmoisfurry: not really
elmoisfurry: just a bit
davepoobond: its a good cd
davepoobond: i got Foo Fighters theres nothing left to lose, rolling stones biggest hits vol. 2
elmoisfurry: oh really thanx ill buy some time
davepoobond: and i got Sevendust – Animosity, but i dont know if i’m gonna keep that
elmoisfurry: dont
davepoobond: dont what
elmoisfurry: keep it
elmoisfurry: dont
davepoobond: y?
elmoisfurry: cause im majik dats y
davepoobond: wtf
davepoobond: queer
elmoisfurry: ya fuggs
davepoobond: i got a Game Boy Advance
davepoobond: and Tony Hawks 3 for it, but its not for GBA, its game boy color game
elmoisfurry: ::coughgaycough::
davepoobond: hey! ::shakes fist in a rageful manner:: blah!
elmoisfurry: AUHH!!
davepoobond: what country is Estonia?
elmoisfurry: huh? oh… my land u mean
davepoobond: …1 person from Estonia went to Squackle
elmoisfurry: lllloooooolllllllll
davepoobond: 4 people from New Zealand
davepoobond: 3 from Canada
davepoobond: 2 from UK
elmoisfurry: wtf
davepoobond: 2 from australia
davepoobond: 1 from belgium, taiwan, japan, and estonia
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: when are we going to see Donnie Darko?
davepoobond: only free days i got is tomorrow, and friday
elmoisfurry: whee eats mah fuggs
davepoobond: whee eats mah fuggs.
davepoobond: and what is that supposed to mean?
elmoisfurry: i have no goddam idea
davepoobond: then why the hell did u say it
elmoisfurry: thats like asking y polar bear are fuzzy dave
elmoisfurry: we may never know
davepoobond: uh no.
davepoobond: my sister got this gay gay gay cd
davepoobond: hip hop bop or some shit
elmoisfurry: lol
davepoobond: its complete crap
davepoobond: this one song is like the “ugly anthem” or whatever
davepoobond: U G L Y, you ain’t got no alliby
davepoobond: or whatever
elmoisfurry: lollllll
davepoobond: and there’s “spaghetti in your feet” somewhere in that song
elmoisfurry: does she really like it or sumthin
elmoisfurry: is she like
elmoisfurry: o
elmoisfurry: m
elmoisfurry: g
elmoisfurry: i love it
elmoisfurry: 😀
davepoobond: she’s been listening to it the whole damn day
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: have a happy jolly xmas dave
elmoisfurry: heh heh heh
davepoobond: SHES LISTENING TO THAT SONG AAAAAAHHHHHH
elmoisfurry: oh i love “that song”
elmoisfurry: its mah favy wavy
elmoisfurry: guess wut im drinkin
elmoisfurry: beotch
davepoobond: tonic
elmoisfurry: nah
elmoisfurry: betttah
davepoobond: i’m gonna get a ps2 this week maybe
elmoisfurry: dude
elmoisfurry: i dont care
elmoisfurry: answer mah Q
davepoobond: i dont know
elmoisfurry: do ya give up yo??!!
davepoobond: yes, yo
elmoisfurry: IRN-BRU!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: DA BESTEST DRINK
elmoisfurry: EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: YER GAY
davepoobond: THAT SHIT TASTES HORRIBLE
elmoisfurry: NAH
elmoisfurry: U HAVE NO IDEA WUT IT EVEN IS
elmoisfurry: ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!1
elmoisfurry: MMMMMMMMMMMM
elmoisfurry: DAMN THATS GUD BRU
davepoobond: DAMN YER GAY
davepoobond: and i’ll leave it at that.
davepoobond: hmph!
elmoisfurry: NAH MAN
elmoisfurry: U HAVE NO IDEA THE EXTACY I AM IN CAUSE O DIS HERE DRINKIE POO
elmoisfurry: ITS DAH FUGGIN BOMBS
davepoobond: you, my friend, have been POISONED BY THE DEVIL
elmoisfurry: IF DRINKIN DAH BRU BE DAH DEVIL
elmoisfurry: WELL DEN
davepoobond: ::GASP::
elmoisfurry: GET READY SATAN HERE COMES I!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: NO! YOU’VE DAMNED YOUR SOUL ETERNALLY
elmoisfurry: I GOTS TA HAVE MAH BRU-AGE
elmoisfurry: but dude seriously
elmoisfurry: IRN-BRU is really fukin gud
elmoisfurry: ahhhhhh shit
davepoobond: wut
elmoisfurry: i just finished mah BRU BRU
davepoobond: AHAHAHAHAHAH
elmoisfurry: i need a 9 liter
davepoobond: YOU STUPID STUPID BASTARD
davepoobond: they dont make 9 liters
davepoobond: you drunken fool
elmoisfurry: they will if iah make em
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: no
elmoisfurry: k yea
davepoobond: kno
elmoisfurry: kyea
davepoobond: kyno
elmoisfurry: kshutthafukupugoddamfugginbastard
davepoobond: notifyoudontfirstyoustupidbrudrunkenfoolinatutuwhyioughttakickyouinyershnoz
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: must i?
elmoisfurry: uh
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: its kinda important
davepoobond: i dun think soooo
elmoisfurry: fugga
davepoobond: fart-in-law – n. pejorative expression meaning an unpleasant relative by marriage.
elmoisfurry: wtf is pejorative
elmoisfurry: oh yea
elmoisfurry: and die too
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: pianofarte – n. a fart that starts quietly and ends in an explosive crescendo.
elmoisfurry: dddddddddiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee