Q: How do Santa’s elves get to school?
A: On a Yule bus.
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Joke #13822
ELF: “Santa, please slow down. I get nervous when you speed around corners.”
SANTA: “Do what I do. Close your eyes!”
Joke #13813
Q: What do you get when you cross a toy with an elf?
A: A present that wraps itself.
Joke #13811
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me pick up this heavy present.
gewler
gewler – n. an elf dressed like a waiter