“I have to have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.”
“Is that so?” asked the manager. “What other companies are after you?”
“The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company.”
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Black Out Notice From School
Dear Parents:
Please review the following procedures to help us ensure the safety of all school students.
In case of a black out, during class time, the school’s staff and students will remain in the classroom. We will hold the bell if necessary.
All teachers have been provided with flashlights and safety kits. In addition, our generator provides low lighting in the halls for safe exit.
The administration and security team will patrol the halls, classrooms and campus. We have been assured that telephones will be in operation.
If a black out occurs between class periods or during break or lunchtime, our procedure is for students and staff to assemble on the field, according to their SSR/Homeroom assignments.
We are asking that you do not pick up your son/daughter during a black out period. Blackouts occuring in other cities have been typically for one hour or less.
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ginitchtaw – n. a soup made with pencil lead and electrical wires
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conshohocken – n. the ability to shock someone with electrical currents that make someone fart