Q: What sounds better the more you beat it?
A: A drum.
Q: What sounds better the more you beat it?
A: A drum.
Q: What does a chicken and a band have in common?
A: They both have drum sticks.
Sister: Well, how are you doing with that electronic drum set that you got for Christmas?
Brother: Great. It’s the most wonderful present I ever got.
Sister: Why’s that?
Brother: Dad pays me two dollars a week not to play it.
Q: What pounds in your ear?
A: The drum.
pauv – n. a very very long drum solo
mathis – v. to play drums with Twix Sticks
kovac – n. a set of drums covered in glue
coba – v. to drum on a soda glass as a musical instrument