Q: What do gamblers eat for dessert?
A: Dice pudding.
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Joke #17919
Q: How were Adam and Eve kept from gambling?
A: Their pair of dice (paradise) was taken from them.
Quote #13597
“I have dice one has J’s on all sides and another has U’s on all sides…”
Then he changes his example from dice to marbles with letters painted on them and babbles on forever.
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #12420
NEWLYWED HUSBAND: “Honey, tomorrow I plan to shoot some dice if it’s all right with you?”
NEWLYWED WIFE: “It’s okay with me, but don’t bring any home. I don’t know the first thing about cooking them.”