Q: If Miss Issippi brought a New Jersey for Miss Ouri, what would Della Wear?
A: I don’t know, but Alaska (I’ll ask her).
Tag Archives: Delaware
Joke #12449
Rivers are so polluted today that if Washington were alive, he wouldn’t have to row across the Delaware — he could walk across it.
Joke #10720
Q: What did Delaware?
A: She wore a brand New Jersey.
Joke #5434
Q: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River?
A: “Get in the boat!”