With dry eyes
I cries
I drink your tears
So that I may eat your fears
Tag Archives: cry
Quote #23018
“I had insulted someone to the point they started crying, so I had to say I was sorry, and everything was ok.”
– davepoobond
Joke #20919
Q: What did the banana say to the lemon when he was crying?
A: Why such a sour face?
Joke #17681
Q: How do ghost babies cry?
A: BOO-hoo! BOO-hoo!
Quote #16835
“Wrestling is like soap operas, but instead of crying to solve their problems they kick each other’s asses”
– davepoobond
Quote #16360
“my mom threw away the cake, it was so sad…”
“…I came home, it was in the trash can, I cried”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16242
::talking about how she cries all the time::
“I’m sensitive, OK?”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Joke #10787
“My boyfriend’s name should be Onion.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes he makes me want to cry.”
krine
krine – v. to cry because something smells so much
abura
abura – v. to cry, masturbate and take phone calls at the same time
neulwux
neulwux – v. to cry after sex because it was so bad
wux
wux – v. to cry after sex because it was so good
Joke #5382
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
You dont have to cry it was just a joke.
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Another variation of this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. I’m sure you’ll get a valentine this year!
bishmust
bishmust – v. to cry and hyperventilate because you see a salgo <see salgo>