doig – v. to lure your neighbor’s cook away to work for you.
Tag Archives: cook
Joke #17776
Q: Which great comedian would make a terrible cook?
A: George Burns, of course!
Joke #13172
OVERHEARD: “I won’t say my wife is a bad cook, but how can anyone burn cornflakes?”
Joke #11305
Q: What did the short-order cook give his girlfriend when they became engaged?
A: A fourteen-karat onion ring.
Joke #10799
Q: What did the cook name his son?
A: Stu.
cook
cook – n. a person paid to cook and suck cock