Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
A: Because her father is Janet Reno.
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Joke #9293: Fairy Tailhook
When Chelsea Clinton was eight, Hillary was reading one of her favorite fairy tales.
“Mommy,” asked Chelsea, “Do all fairy tales begin with “Once Upon a Time…?””
“No, dearest,” replied Hillary, “sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight…'”
Joke #8975
Q: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A: “Not according to Dad.”