I heard about a dairy farmer who became a millionaire by investing in cheese and putting all his profits in Swiss cheese banks.
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Joke #11470
Brother: Why did Mom give us this for lunch? I hate cheese with holes.
Sister: Just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate!
Joke #11238
Q: Why was the milkman fired after he delivered sour milk?
A: He couldn’t cut the cheese.
moozana
moozana – n. cheese coffee
brenda
brenda – n. a 2/3 pound burger with lean bacon strips, swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and pickle
mapeasanven
mapeasanven – n. a pan of cheese
esquit
esquit – n. free range semi-boneless chicken breast stuffed with 4 cheeses, spinach, and sun dried tomatoes
tigat cheese
tigat cheese – n. a type of cheese that is colored like a tiger
ufke
ufke – v. to sit on nachos that have cheese on top
natusk
natusk – n. a bra filled with macaroni and cheese
Joke #8953
Q: What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!
Bad Submission #8631
name = THE MADMULLET
email = spongebob@go-concepts.com
use_email = yes
type = other
title = a new idea
submission = I think you should add a new section. It could have the names of diffrent fears and you could make up some ex: BIGCHEESEAPHOBIA: to be afraid of the power of cheese. it could be as funny as the dictionary.
Bad Submission #8616
name: d_u_h_?
submission: enron plus cheese is ry3twr45764545fgdygtrweyr234654236SPLAT
im a freak we are all freaks lets go blue and 44
i just write freak ramblings ignore me im an amoeba who dresses as a gay pine
tree poop poop poop sorry once again im a freak psycho bye
The Cheese Wrapper Theory
You know those Cheese Squares that come in those hard to open plastic wrappers? Those aren’t what you think they are. There actually spy cameras that have been sent here by the Canadian UnSpecial Forces and The Mexican Salsa Dancers Union. The cameras (“cheese singles”) are sold to house holds and plan to take over your fridge. You might be like: “Whoa wait a minute, MY fridge?” Yes YOUR Fridge. They plan to start a war (they are also robots) and blast everything in your fridge so it goes bad and gets all rotten and ucky and disgusting. Those lumps when your milk goes bad are the cheese’s poop. Notice how there always sold in packs and never in singles? And why are they so hard to open? It’s EASY! They just want you to throw the “cheese squares” in the fridge while they zap all your other food and make it go rotten…
The Big Slap Theory
See the world didn’t begin with a big bang, it began with a big smack. God smacked the devil because the devil was beating him at twister. So god, with his bad sportsman ship and all, said: “I condemm you to be a Human” and the devil said: “NOOOOOOOOO oh well, as long as I get blunts and girls and superbowl’s” So then God smacked him and it created the devil to fart 9 times, each fart let out a planet. (Of course, he farted out venus first cause he just ate a chilly dog with extra cheese) and earth was the last one to pop out. Then god smacked him down to earth and thats how it all began.