Q: What would you get if you crossed a librarian with a race car driver?
A: A speed reader.
Tag Archives: car
Joke #18082
Q: Where do sick fire trucks go?
A: To the hose-pital.
Joke #18081
Q: Why did the automobile cough?
A: It was car sick.
Joke #18065
Q: Why did the elephant hang his trunk out the car window?
A: His turn signal was broken.
Joke #18058
Q: What do you call Australian animal after it gets run over by a truck?
A: A duck-billed splattypus.
Joke #18047
Q: What kind of snakes are useful in rainstorms?
A: Windshield vipers.
Joke #18041
JASON: “I finally found the rattle in my car.”
MASON: “I’m glad to hear it.”
JASON: “I’m not — it was attached to a snake.”
Joke #17950
Q: What’s the first thing you should do if your car gets stuck in the ocean?
A: Call for an undertow truck.
Joke #17949
Q: What’s the first thing boxers do when they get in a car?
A: Knuckle-up.
Joke #17948
Q: What’s the first thing clowns do when they get in a car?
A: Chuckle-up.
Joke #17947
Q: How do automobiles protect themselves?
A: With kar-ate.
Joke #17946
Q: What kind of hats do crash dummies wear?
A: Demolition derbies.
Joke #17945
Q: What pet did the race car driver buy?
A: A lap dog.
Joke #17922
Q: What would you get if you crossed a race car with a bellboy?
A: Vrooom service.
Joke #17774
Q: What happened to the race car driver who went on a diet?
A: He cracked up — it was a “crash” diet!