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Who’s there?
Sew.
Sew who?
Sew buttons on your britches, your pants are falling down!
Tag Archives: button
The Button Game
The Button Game 1 has been redesigned just a bit:
https://squackle.com/buttongame/button1.shtml
If there are any more “button games” to play, I will add them here.
Joke #21353
Q: Why is it so hard for goths to get work?
A: Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons.
Quote #15267
“don’t push the button or he’s gonna pop”
– from the TV
Quote #13691
“almost all of you have a button that has a square root”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13543
::he pulls a calculator out of his pocket::
“I don’t know about your calculator but my calculator has a little button that you just punch…”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13291
I’ll tell you how bad things really are. If you want to buy a smile button these days, you have to go to an antique shop.
Joke #12165
A boss was showing a new man his job. He said, “all you do when you come in at 9 o’clock is press this button to start the machine. At 5 o’clock, you press this button to stop the machine.”
The new man shook his head and asked, “Do you have anything that isn’t so technical?”
Download: OK Buttons
OK Buttons (152.1 KiB, 1,279 hits)
A stupid little program that it asks if you want some buttons and if you say yes, it puts a bunch of OK buttons on your screen. Its something to do if you're bored.
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