furgle – n. someone who spends all day with a single girl and then lies to all of his friends about what they did all day by saying they were “watching a movie.”
Ex. Brian Holmes is a prime example of a furgle.
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eunuch
eunuch – n. a man or boy whose testes are non-functioning or have been removed.
Ex. Brian Holmes can’t get his junk hard for Alison because he is a eunuch.
duelpis
duelpis – n. two males of any species sword fighting with streams of urine at the same urinal/commode/tree/bush/prairie/firehydrant/or on Alison.
Ex. 1: Ryan defeated Chris while duelpissing.
2: Brian Holmes the Antelope and Chris McPeters the skunk duelpised on Alison’s funt. <see funt>