“My last boyfriend was so conceited, one night he got down on his knees and proposed.”
“What’s so conceited about that?”
“He proposed to himself!”
Tag Archives: boyfriend
Joke #12713
My boyfriend has gone around with more women than a revolving door in a beauty salon.
Joke #12712
BOYFRIEND: “Let’s be true to each other even though we’re going to be away from each other all summer. I promise to go out only with men.”
GIRLFRIEND: “Okay. I promise to do the same.”
Joke #12486
THINGS THAT DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY: You spend your hard-earned money on expensive perfume to impress your boyfriend, and he shows up for your big date with a head cold and a clogged-up nose.
Joke #12415
One teenaged gal to another: “Danny and I are going steady, and our romance is looking up. His dad raised his allowance.”
Joke #11911
Q: Why did Silly Sally think she was engaged?
A: Because her boyfriend said he’d give her a ring tonight!
Joke #11910
Q: What did the frog say when she called her boyfriend?
A: “Let’s live hoppily ever after!”
Joke #11617
A space creature and his girlfriend got stuck in a revolving door and they’ve going around together ever since.
Joke #11336
Girlfriend: Now that we’re engaged, I hope you’ll give me a ring.
Boyfriend: Sure, what’s your number?
Joke #11335
Girlfriend: How would you like a pair of bookends for Valentine’s Day?
Boyfriend: That would be great. I always read the ending of a book before the beginning.
Joke #11334
Boyfriend: Why don’t you answer the phone?
Girlfriend: It isn’t ringing.
Boyfriend: Must you always wait until the last minute?
Joke #11333
Boyfriend: I had to return that alarm clock you gave me for Valentine’s Day.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: It kept going off while I was asleep.
Joke #11288
“My boyfriend’s name should be Question Mark.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a mystery to me.”
Joke #11286
“My boyfriend’s name should be Jump Rope.”
“Why?”
“He makes my heart skip a beat.”
Joke #11285
“My boyfriend’s name should be Puzzle.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes I can’t figure him out.”