PATIENT (on phone): “Doctor, I’ve decided to kill myself.”
PSYCHIATRIST: “Don’t do anything rash until you answer one question for me.”
PATIENT: “What’s that?”
PSYCHIATRIST: “Is your bill paid?”
Tag Archives: bill
Joke #12040
When the man of the house returned from work, his son said, “Dad there was a man here to see you this morning.”
The father asked, “Did the man have a bill?”
The kid answered, “No, he had a nose like yours.”
Joke #12034
When I die, I’m going to leave my ex-wife everything I have. And all those bills will fix her wagon once and for all.
Joke #11914
Q: Why was the goblin’s phone bill so high?
A: He made lots of troll calls.
Joke #11784
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a pelican?
A: A big bill.
Joke #7822
Q: What is the best way to keep water from running?
A: Don’t pay the water bill.