National Aunts’-Birthdays Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 29th
Tag Archives: aunt
Quote #15632
“Follow the operations! …please excuse my dear aunt sally”
– Ms. E
Quote #14416
“PLEASE excuse my dear aunt Sally!”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14380
“we have good ol’ Aunt Sally which means we do addition last”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14345
“and Aunt Sally is add and subtract. those two go together”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Joke #13185
My aunt is a bill collector. She’s had five husbands and they were all named William.
Joke #11925
OVERHEARD: “My aunt’s diet is a strange one. She only eats bananas and coconuts. She hasn’t lost any pounds, but wow, you should see that woman climb trees!”