Q: How do athletes get to school?
A: They walk.
Tag Archives: athlete
Joke #17942
Q: What do athletic geniuses wear?
A: Think-tank tops.
Joke #17928
Q: What would you get if you crossed an athlete with a pumpkin?
A: Jock-o’-lantern.
Joke #13090
Did you hear about the loony athlete? He drowned trying to play ice hockey on Lake Ontario… in August!
Joke #12618
A college athlete told a friend: “Martha is a great tennis player with a powerful backhand. Last night at the drive-in movie, I tried to kiss her, and she slapped me four times.”
Joke #12124
Of course you’ve heard about the athlete who was so short, he could only play handball against the curb.
All Runners are Athletes
All runners are athletes
Leroy is a runner
Leroy is an athlete
All runners are athletes
Lucia is not an athlete
Lucia is not a runner
All runners are athletes
Linda is an athlete
Linda might be a runner or she might not be
All runners are athletes
Larry is not a runner
Larry might be an athlete or he might not be