Q: Why wasn’t Eve afraid of getting the measles?
A: Because she already Adam.
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Joke #17919
Q: How were Adam and Eve kept from gambling?
A: Their pair of dice (paradise) was taken from them.
Joke #9254: Genesister Act
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
“Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”
“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”
“No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, “they have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian.”