Q: What’s cold, blue, and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby in a Wal-Mart bag.
Joke #5481
Q: What’s big and green, and if it fell out of a tree would hurt you?
A: A pool table!
Joke #5480
Schwarzenegger has a big one
Michal J. Fox has a small one
Maddona doesnt have one
The Pope has one but doesn’t use it
Clinton uses his all the time what is it?
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A last name! Were you thinking about something else?
Joke #5479
Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo
Joke #5478
Q: What is blue, green, orange, and red all over your kitchen counter?
A: A blueberry pie with green apples and a little orange dye. And if you’re wondering about the red, it was my finger!
Joke #5477
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Joke #5476
Q: What’s 18 inches and scares women?
A: Crib death
Joke #5475
Q: Have you heard about that new pirate movie coming out?
A: Its rated AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Joke #5474
Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over bays?
A: Because then they’d be bagels.
Joke #5473
Q: What’s green, red, and spins around?
A: A frog in a blender
Joke #5472
Q: Why does Popeye throw his fork in the toilet?
A: Because then he can throw bags of chips at Olive Oyl!
Joke #5471
Q: Why do birds get burned in the magnifying glass factory?
A: Well, the reason that they get burned in the magnifying glass factory is because THEY DON’T!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…you just wasted a minute of your life reading my pointless joke!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA THE JOKE’S ON YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Joke #5470
Q: What do Popeye and a CD burner have in common?
A: The gingerale they both have in their eyes.
Joke #5469
Q: Why do girls drink so many tapes?
A: Because if they didn’t, they wouldn’t smoke their periods.
Joke #5468
Q: What’s the difference between a KKK member and a kangaroo?
A: The brand.