Q: How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
A: Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
Joke #5526
Q: How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
A: 4 1/2.
Joke #5525
Q: What’s small, and shiny, and blue?
A: A baby with a plastic baggy over its head.
Joke #5524
Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?
A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it’s a pinata!
Joke #5523
Q: What’s small, and red, and full of holes?
A: A baby on a bed of nails.
Joke #5522
Q: What’s worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A: A trashcan lid in a dead baby.
Joke #5521
Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
A: Nail it’s other hand to the floor.
Joke #5520
Q: What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gerkin?
A: Big Mac
Joke #5519
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
A: I don’t kiss my girlfriend after sex.
Joke #5518
Q: Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
A: To see the expression on its face!
Joke #5517
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
A: I don’t cum all over the golden delicious apple before I take a bite out of it
Joke #5516
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
A: Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it in case it explodes.
Joke #5515
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A: A dead baby doesn’t harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Joke #5514
Q: What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor?
A: An erection.
Joke #5513
Q: What do you do when there’s no time to rape a dead baby?
A: There’s ALWAYS time to rape a dead baby.