Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5897: crazymonkeys -> sara

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crazymonkeys: do you like those fuzzy things on tv?

sara: no

sara: do u

sara: IM NOT TLAKING

sara: SAM I HATE U

crazymonkeys: i like them…they are interesting

crazymonkeys: remember what u say will be posted online and the whole world will see it

crazymonkeys: haha

sara: SAM I NOT TLAKING ABOUT THE FUZZY

crazymonkeys: y not?

sara: I DON’T WANT TO WIN MONEY

sara: I THINK ITS GAY

sara: AND THEN EVERYONE CAN GET YOUR SN

sara: AND THEN I WON’T COME ON AIM ANYMORE

crazymonkeys: i was kidding about the money…i just wanted to get u to talk about fuzzys

sara: I DONT’ WANT TO TALK ABOUT FUZZYS

sara: U PISSED ME OFF EVEN MORE

sara: STOP

sara: STOP

sara: STOP

crazymonkeys: they are cool

sara: NO THEY AREN’T

crazymonkeys: they are in your sleep and on your t.v and in your head

sara: NO THERE NOT

sara: THERE IN YOUR HEAD AND ON YOUR TV

sara: STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT THE DAMN FUZZYS

crazymonkeys: they are in the tv

crazymonkeys: got u there

crazymonkeys: im posting this on the internet

sara: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

sara: YOUR PISSEN ME OFF

crazymonkeys: if u talk about fuzzys i wont

sara: STOP

sara: OK

crazymonkeys: nope

sara: THATS TALK ABOUT STUPID FUCKIN FUZZY

sara: sam no

crazymonkeys: y not?

sara: im gonna block u again

sara: its really annoying

crazymonkeys: ur mad at the fuzzys arent u

sara: yes

sara: yes

sara: yes

crazymonkeys: because they are better than u huh????…..

sara: yes there better than me

sara: ok

sara: u happy

crazymonkeys: nope…do you like the way they look?

crazymonkeys: i do

sara: i don’t

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: stop

crazymonkeys: when u look at them long…they look like dancing bannanas

crazymonkeys: dont they

sara: i dk

sara: i dont’ watch fuzzys all day long

crazymonkeys: see…you are going crazy…i told you they are in your head

sara: only losers do that

sara: they aren’t

sara: stop

crazymonkeys: then im a loser…thank you

sara: stop

sara: stop

sara: your welcome

sara: anytime

sara: jeez

crazymonkeys: say it again…please

crazymonkeys: please

sara: your a loser

crazymonkeys: say it one more time

crazymonkeys: please

crazymonkeys: say sam is a loser

crazymonkeys: cus i am

sara: SAM YOUR A LOSER

crazymonkeys: cuz i am what ever you say i am if i wasnt then y would i say i am…in the paper the news every day i am

sara: hahahahahahah i love that song

sara: brb

crazymonkeys: well i love fuzzys…can u just except that

crazymonkeys: ????

Chat Logs, Prank IMs, Stupid IMs

#5896: SlayerSight -> kiII you kwik

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kiII you kwik: I was sitting in a chat room and the people were argueing and bitching about religions and shit so as a joke i go “Pagans rule!” and this is what happened….

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SlayerSight: are you pagan

kiII you kwik: no

kiII you kwik: atheist though

SlayerSight: o

SlayerSight: cool

kiII you kwik: i used to be

kiII you kwik: a pagan that is

SlayerSight: yeah

kiII you kwik: ever sacrifice any animals?

kiII you kwik: it’s fun.

SlayerSight: um no im wiccan not pagan

kiII you kwik: wiccans don’t sacrifice stuff?

SlayerSight: nope

kiII you kwik: you should try it sometime.

kiII you kwik: take like a chicken, and tie it down…

kiII you kwik: then bam, with a hatchet.

SlayerSight: um no thanks ill take your word for it

kiII you kwik: and it still moves too.

SlayerSight: i know

kiII you kwik: anyway, once we tried a goat.

kiII you kwik: but it was pretty loud, and this kid came back in the woods and found us…

SlayerSight: please stopped

kiII you kwik: huh?

SlayerSight: stop

kiII you kwik: oh, ok….

SlayerSight: its nothing personal

kiII you kwik: so what’s it like being wiccan, i can’t believe you guys don’t sacrifice anything….

SlayerSight: its relaxing

kiII you kwik: you like make witches brew and stuff like that.

kiII you kwik: throw in some bat wing.

kiII you kwik: child’s finger.

SlayerSight: no

SlayerSight: no

kiII you kwik: so where’s the fun?

SlayerSight: its self pleasing

kiII you kwik: what do you mean by that?

SlayerSight: i mean its connecting

kiII you kwik: so what do you do?

SlayerSight: why so curious?

kiII you kwik: if you don’t sacrifice anything or make brew.

kiII you kwik: why not?

SlayerSight: no brew , no sacrificeing

kiII you kwik: then what do you do?

kiII you kwik: sounds pretty boring…

SlayerSight: well paganism sounds pretty barbaric but i dont call you that

kiII you kwik: no, we do things clean and precise.

SlayerSight: lol

kiII you kwik: like, sometimes they don’t tie the chickens down.

SlayerSight: ok ok

kiII you kwik: and they run around and hit trees.

SlayerSight: please my stomach

kiII you kwik: we were the sanitary cult

SlayerSight: how old are you

kiII you kwik: 12, why?

SlayerSight: excuse me

kiII you kwik: huh?

SlayerSight: how old

kiII you kwik: 12 years

SlayerSight: i think im going to be sick

kiII you kwik: why’s that?

SlayerSight: never mind\

kiII you kwik: brb, my little brother made a mess and i gotta help him clean it up.

kiII you kwik: ok, back.

kiII you kwik: man, blood is hard to get out of the carpet.

SlayerSight: ot

kiII you kwik: i showed him how to clean it up though

kiII you kwik: there’s only a little though, parrots don’t bleed much…

SlayerSight: you need help

kiII you kwik: i didn’t do it…

kiII you kwik: my brother, he wants to be a pagan like i used to be…

kiII you kwik: so he does stuff to try and prove his worth or something.

kiII you kwik: and this time he took the parrot and bit it’s head clean off…

SlayerSight: ok enough

kiII you kwik: what?? it’s not my fault he wants to be like i used to..

kiII you kwik: i guess we’ll just have to keep him away from animals.

SlayerSight: just enough

kiII you kwik: what’s enough?

SlayerSight: i dont want to hear it

kiII you kwik: oh, yeah, i forgot you don’t like that stuff, sorry.

kiII you kwik: brb again, gotta help him brush the feathers out of his teeth.

kiII you kwik: ok, back, sorry about that.

kiII you kwik: hello, you there?

SlayerSight: yeah

kiII you kwik: so, what state are you from?

SlayerSight: nh

kiII you kwik: really?

SlayerSight: yeah

kiII you kwik: that’s where we got that goat i was telling you about.

kiII you kwik: from a farm there.

SlayerSight: i swear…

kiII you kwik: oh shit, i gotta go, my brother is chasing the dog with a steak knife.

SlayerSight: ok bye

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5895: gonads and strife -> Sun Frost

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gonads and strife: you live in a trailer

Sun Frost: who are u an thanks for talk to me in english

gonads and strife: …

Sun Frost: i’m a 32 yer old male in okalahoma

gonads and strife: you like little boys?

Sun Frost: what time do u get out

gonads and strife: why? so you can rape me?

Sun Frost: yeah y what do u use

gonads and strife: umm….

gonads and strife: i’m straight

Sun Frost: whats the diff

gonads and strife: i dont do guys.

gonads and strife: tell me your name.

gonads and strife: freak.

Sun Frost: ya

gonads and strife: ya?

gonads and strife: what kinda name is that?

Sun Frost: how much

gonads and strife: what the hell?

gonads and strife: tell me your name.

Sun Frost: then after that

gonads and strife: i’ll tell you mine, shithead.

Sun Frost: no I don’t thick so

gonads and strife: cumbucket

gonads and strife: dickchewer

gonads and strife: shit nawer

Sun Frost: ok e-mail me the info

gonads and strife: you’re sick dude

Sun Frost: thanks

gonads and strife: you’re not touching me or my dick.

Sun Frost: can I have it

gonads and strife: you’re sick dude

Sun Frost: i’m a girl

gonads and strife: i thought you were a guy?

Sun Frost: i am. i just pretend to be a girl on-line to get little boys to want to touch me.

gonads and strife: you need help

Sun Frost: names dan

gonads and strife: go away sicko.

Sun Frost: TUCH MY MOTHER FUCKING LAYERS BITCH!

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5893: FreeDirectTV -> wangerspanker

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wangerspanker: who are you?what do you want with me?

wangerspanker: leave me alon…im calling the cops!

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5892: Vhottie -> SAndrea

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Vhottie: hey baby

SAndrea: who are you???

Vhottie: your boy

SAndrea: I’d bet money that you can’t even tell me my boy’s name

Vhottie: well iam your boy

SAndrea: Yeah, right. What’s your name then?

Vhottie: mike

SAndrea: Sorry, wrong answer. 🙂

Vhottie: 😀 i know i was joking this is your best friend

SAndrea: Ok, what’s MY name then?

Vhottie: andrea

SAndrea: Last name?

Vhottie: s

SAndrea: No, my last name is not S

Vhottie: well it starts wit a s

Vhottie: and im not gonna say it online

SAndrea: There are a lot of names that start with S. I would think a best friend would know which one.

Vhottie: i told u im not gonna say it online

SAndrea: What difference does it make if you say it online if you know me? It means you don’t really know me.

Vhottie: your a bitch

SAndrea: Thanks. 🙂

Vhottie: yourwelcome

SAndrea: If you don’t like it, quit IMing random people and impersonating people unless you can learn to cover yourself better.

Vhottie: screw u bitch

SAndrea: Oh, you’re just mad because I’m too smart to fall for your antics.

Vhottie: yup

SAndrea: I’m sure you can go into a chat room and find lots of stupid people to believe you in there.

Vhottie: ook illremember that

SAndrea: BTW, my last name doesn’t even start with S. 😛

Vhottie: why didnt u say that before???????????????

SAndrea: Because I wanted to see how long you would try and convince me you were someone I knew.

SAndrea: It gives more evidence to report impersonations with.

Vhottie: g2g bye

SAndrea: See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya

Vhottie: thats soooooooooo old

SAndrea: So am I. 🙂

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5890: JUDIBA -> Censored Name

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JUDIBA: hi jeff

Censored Name: sorry its ed

JUDIBA: oh really?

JUDIBA: stop it

JUDIBA: i know it’s you

Censored Name: no realy its ed

JUDIBA: yeah, and i’m kayla

JUDIBA: suuuure

Censored Name: yes my name is ed ok not jeff

JUDIBA: oh boy

JUDIBA: sorry

JUDIBA: are you mad at me now?

Censored Name: thats ok

JUDIBA: good

JUDIBA: so you’re not mad?

Censored Name: no no

JUDIBA: ok good

Censored Name: and why

JUDIBA: do you have a dog?

JUDIBA: why what?

Censored Name: am i mad at you

JUDIBA: you are?

Censored Name: no sorry

JUDIBA: no sorry what?

JUDIBA: no you don’t have a dog?

Censored Name: i am not mad at you ok

JUDIBA: ok

JUDIBA: thanks for your help

JUDIBA: bye

Censored Name: a/s/l

JUDIBA: 89/f/ny

JUDIBA: my s/n stands for just uterly disturbed is bobby’s answer

JUDIBA: did you know that?

JUDIBA: ok then bye

Censored Name: i am biz ok

JUDIBA: biz?

JUDIBA: is that your name?

JUDIBA: i thought you said your name was ed… you liar

JUDIBA: ohhh busy?

JUDIBA: ok bye

JUDIBA: sorry to bother you

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5889: Headless Jeff -> Censored Name

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Headless Jeff: HELLEW!!!!

Censored Name: hey

Censored Name: sup whos this

Headless Jeff: Do I know me?

Headless Jeff: Do you know you?

Censored Name: what is ur name

Headless Jeff: oh my name is Bill, Bill Clinton.

Censored Name: hahaha really

Headless Jeff: and I’m runnin for the president of Bosnia and Herzegovinia and I was wonderin if I can count on your vote.

Censored Name: what is ur name please tell me

Censored Name: ya whatever

Headless Jeff: can I count on you to vote for me?

Censored Name: whatever

Headless Jeff: good cause in that country they legalize affairs and I wanna take my wonderful wife Hilary and my wonderful other wife Monica and my wonderful husband Al

Headless Jeff: so what is up as you young american citizens say?

Censored Name: if ur name is bob ross or rork

Censored Name: tell me

Headless Jeff: how old are you surgar? I’m 207 years of age but I look in my 50’s

Headless Jeff: what do young american civilized teens do these days?

Censored Name: lol i dunno ask ur monica what we do

Headless Jeff: sure just a second MONICA SWEETIE PIE!!!!!!

Headless Jeff: NOT YOU HILARY GET OFF ME!!!

Censored Name: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Headless Jeff: omg stands for Ostiches Mooning George right? I just hate that George Bush

Headless Jeff: hello?

Headless Jeff: well I guess I can’t count on your vote then bye

Headless Jeff: but remember…

Headless Jeff: VOTE FOR BILL SECOND TO NILL!

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#5888: Eminouie -> Censored Name

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Eminouie: Hello

Censored Name: um, hi

Censored Name: Who is this?

Eminouie: I’m a dude who wants to chat?

Censored Name: ok…

Censored Name: How’d you get my s/n?

Eminouie: A chatroom silly.

Censored Name: the nsync one?

Eminouie: Absolutley. Thaz like the only good one. LoL

Censored Name: yeah, N SYNC rulzz!

Censored Name: Whos your fav?

Eminouie: Ummm

Eminouie: Like JT. Did you see the Bye Bye Bye video.

Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG

Censored Name: Who hasn’t seen the bye bye bye video?

Censored Name: yes, i did

Censored Name: i like lance

Censored Name: :o)

Eminouie: Yeah he was on the Millionier show

Eminouie: I taped it and watched it over and over

Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG

Censored Name: me too! I love how he said all these words in his lil mississippian accent

Eminouie: Yeah I know!!

Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG

Censored Name: You like typing OMG!

Eminouie: I’m gonna have to go but I haf like like like the greatest time talking OOOOKKKK.

Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG

Censored Name: bye

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#5887: Eminouie -> Censored Name

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Eminouie: Hello

Censored Name: do i know u?

Eminouie: Noper ooo scoo e

Eminouie: Want to chat?

Eminouie: :::awaits answer::::

Eminouie: So do you wanna chat?

Eminouie: Guess Not. Bye Bye!

Censored Name: hello?

Censored Name: sorry i got mail lagged

Eminouie: Would you like to chat?

Censored Name: sure

Censored Name: age/sex

Eminouie: 597/m

Censored Name: sure

Eminouie: My name is Master Shreader.

Eminouie: Sorry wrong IM. I’m a ninja turtle lover.

Censored Name: and how old are u?

Eminouie: I am 597

Eminouie: You caught me. I’m 28 and I livve in my parent’s basement.

Eminouie: My goal is to get a job at the Burger Barn but I was fired for accidently breaking the television sets when I tried to turn it on to the Ninja Turtles.

Censored Name: now im freaked

Eminouie: Sorry. Time for Ninja Turtles.

Eminouie: Bye

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#5886: LouBoy -> Censored Name

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LouBoy: Hello?

Censored Name: hi

Censored Name: Who are you?

LouBoy: Are you into hokemon or pokemon?

LouBoy: I am a boy who wants to chat.

Censored Name: Pokemon

Censored Name: well not that much anymore

LouBoy: Ahhhh. I think they should have a Pokemon called goater 2000 that eats shrimp.

LouBoy: You can visit my old hokemon wesoote here ITP

LouBoy: So what do you think of my Goat Pokemon?

Censored Name: were is it?

LouBoy: Under Inside the Hokepall 2000

LouBoy: I must go I enjoyed exchanging salutations. I will forever be a Hokemaniac.

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#5884: Digital War -> Valin

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Digital War: hey

Valin: hey man

Valin: what’s up?

Digital War: I moved to my dads, going to school at my dads and im going to run for student council president

Digital War: guess what my main like “objective is

Valin: what?

Digital War: To make the buses smell good

Valin: i like it, i like it.

Digital War: My teacher said that i can go up for school prez

Digital War: And i think ill win because theres this one psychic chick

Digital War: and she tells everyone who they were in there past lives etc..

(my favorite line is the next one.. hehehe – Valin)

Digital War: mostly everyones a shit hole from some shit place

Digital War: but she said i was Ghengis Khan

Valin: really?

Digital War: yeah

Valin: huh.

Digital War: but… shes on a lot of meds

Digital War: She likes her pencil shaveings if you get my drift

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Digital War: back

Valin: wb

Digital War: thanks

Digital War: damn i had to take a shit

Valin: heh

Valin: thanx for letting me know

Digital War: np

Digital War: and its a stinky fello to

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That last line is Brilliance Personified. – Valin

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#5883: Chriscraw -> Phoenix

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Chriscraw: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu go away fag

Phoenix: nah, it’s so much fun to annoy you

Phoenix: Plus your a bad rper…

Phoenix: when you want to talk to a char. MUN you use bubbles. You know these things~~~> ((your a moron))

Phoenix: Nothing to say?

Chriscraw: yey yuor about to get kicked off

Phoenix: ummm… no

Chriscraw: sorry getting off any way just wate

Phoenix: Plus it helps to be able to spell

Phoenix: Chriscraw: yey yuor about to get kicked off?

Phoenix: yey? yuor?

Phoenix: You can’t even defend yourself because you know it’s all true!!!

Chriscraw: u now u a asssssssssssssssss

Phoenix: Aww, come on don’t be that way…

Phoenix: Theres no need to, just admit that your a moron who can’t rp… not hard.

He leaves